MeaTCaT

I love the feeling of our skin touching

PROFESSOR JIGGLY NO

This kid is amazing.

sometimes I get so jealous of other people’s social skills. like damn. they can talk to people?? and people like them?? look at all those people who like them. wtf. illegal

so when are men gonna realize that women aren’t complicated and we’re actually just normal people and it’s men that lack emotional depth and interesting personalities?

i have no idea how to reply to this cause it’s simply just the funniest thing i’ve ever read and nothing will ever top it

I love how none of the things he stated are indicative of emotional depth or an interesting personality

And the fact that he apparently can’t get laid with all these accomplishments somehow makes women cunts. Dude, if you can’t get some woman to fuck you, that’s clearly about you, not us. Women aren’t stupid. And they’re more than just the only part you’re interested in. God gave you a left hand because he knew no self respecting woman would want to fuck you.

When you look at the moon, The sun just did a 8 minute pre-fire and trickshoted you from 93 million miles away into the tiny target that is your eyeball.

i'm a shitty person but i'd give the world to the right person

What is it? I want to play!

Sir thats you left arm

aesthetic

Class war.

#stuart semple attacking anish kapoor