I am Ernie and all my friends are Bert.
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d e v o n
occasionally subtle
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.
dirt enthusiast
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost
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I am Ernie and all my friends are Bert.

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this bitch said “,okay,”
Shane: “If you are going to kill me, turn the right one off.”
[music note as flashlight turns off]
Shane: “Okay!”
why did we let tom hooper direct anything after he denied us the four hour cut of les mis 2012
Someone call Netflix

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Ppl: 007 IS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE FAST CARS AND FUCK WOMEN Me: And 007 can STILL do BOTH those things, that hasn’t changed…. Ppl:
What a mood
I feel like not enough attention is being paid to the savagery of “said accurately of himself” right before the mood.
new friend: gosh you are so intelligent and well-spoken
me: :)
me internally: you fool, that is because you are on level 2 friendship, by level 5 I will be mumbling nonsense and finishing every half-baked sentence with ‘ya know?’
basic friendship: we talk about issues in our lives and give each other advice
advanced friendship: same, but i always advise murder

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Kmart deserves commercial of the year
OH THEY’RE SAYING GAS
Saw the opportunity and didn’t let it pass them
oh NO
I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:
Repeats things for emphasis.
Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”
Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.
Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).
Facial exaggerations.
The man is a legend agshjdjd

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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me