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15 years old: i was so cringe when i was twelve, i'm super mature now though. i'm a totally different person. i'm basically an adult

18 years old: i was so. (trying to be nicer to myself) fifteen. when i was fifteen. i wasn't an adult even a little back then. i'm an adult now though of course

21 years old: i was so newborn fawn taking its first steps when i was 18. i wasn't an adult at 18 i'm barely even an adult now tbh

23 years old: i was so. hey wait the others have all gone up in increments of three why'd it change

23 years old: because i'm still 23 so i can't speak to that experience yet

23 years old: do you think anything will magically change in the next few months to the point where you can't possibly imagine how you'll feel at 24

23 years old: i mean you never know. anything can happen. they're letting people born in 2002 turn 24, for instance

1) he sucks so badly at video games that he's paid others to play for him so he can have a higher level account

Dick: I can't believe all the generators are out of fuel and we don't have backup fuel lying around!

Tim: Hey! We were out of power for a week just a few days ago! Forgive us if we haven't gotten around to refuelling not even a week later!

Duke: Plus the stink eye the employees give us when hold up the line to refuel the containers. New Jersey really has to make pumping your own gas legal now.

Jason: Yeah it's not like the gas station employees stop the goons from stealing that shit anyways. They're not paid enough to risk fear gas.

Damian: Let's just light up the fireplaces. This manor has enough of them to keep the temp comfortable.

Bruce: ...I knew something slipped my mind.

Cass: You forgot to bring the firewood in now so they're all wet aren't they?

Bruce: I'm so sorry.

Dick: We're gonna have to triple layer our clothing to keep warm won't we?

Damian: Tt. That's what you plebs have to do. *rapidly texting*

Jon: *bursts in suddenly* What's the emergency Dami? Why'd you need me here so fast?

Damian: *plasters himself to Jon's front* Aaahhh. Nice and toasty. Let's go cuddle over there and you keep me warm 'til the power comes back Rouhi.

Jon: *laughs and kisses the top of Damian's head* Ok Hayaati.

Tim: Kon get over here right now!

Cass: I call Kara!

Jason: No I call Kara!

Cass: You have Prime, you can give me Kara!

Bruce: Children! The supers aren't your portable space heaters!

Dick: Big Blue's mine!