basil

the two feral cats screaming and mauling each other at 3 am

(I wanna yap about playing among us after the among us show)

I play in vc with some discord ppl I found online. They play Town of MIRA and helped me install the mods.

I’m so bad at both impostor and crew it became a running joke. At one point whenever I kill they just go all grinning and say “pwenci do you have something to confess?” because that fucking WORKED ON ME FOR SOME REASON.

never mind the times the impostor guesses the extent of my thinking and uses me to vouch for them.

“And why, pwenci, am I not the impostor?”

“… (shakes) because I saw you at admin table the entire time?”

“Yes! Exactly!”

She was the impostor.

I’m beginning to think the impostors leave me alive because I’m stupid.

But hey, at least when I’m crew I don’t get sussed as impostor because the kills were too good so it couldn’t have been me! Even if I literally shoot a crew in front of someone.

“Um. Pwenci just killed infront of me.”

“I made a mistake. But I’m not bad.”

My role is Deputy.

“Okay. I believe it.”

Impostor says, “Wait, so pwenci is just getting away with murder?”

killed twice and i had no idea that there was a toggle where imposters couldnt hear noisemaker,

"green, why'd you go past electrical?"

",,,i"

somehow for some reason didnt vote me out, killed again

"green. green you're going up from storage, theres a noisemaker body in storage"

",,,,"

partner desperately trying to save my ass, "well hey, arent they new? green, do you even know what noisemaker is?" (asks AFTER votes have already been cast and im ejected)

i actually freak out so bad during imp rounds, im an awful liar