MCYT Quotes

This is a whole account dedicated to the funny quotes across MCYT!

So far, it's mostly:

•DSMP

•QSMP

And just random quotes from random videos and streams from different Minecraft YouTubers.

I originally got the idea of collecting MCYT quotes for Christmas presents back in 2022.

I would spend all year collecting funny quotes and putting them docs and then into jars, and giving them to my two friends who also like MCYT.

I thought the docs across three years were too golden not to share :]

So here the quotes are!

If you happen to have any funny quotes, send them my way please and thank you!

If possible, nothing involving DTeam or William Patrick Spencer Gold (Wilbur Soot aka the fucker) because I would like to stay clear of all of that shit. If you send me a quote from any of them, I will not respond to it, and it will not be put up. You can also send me random funny shit that ill probably reply to :]

There is just one mod who likes and grew up watching MCYT and am underage (under eighteen), so don't start anything or you will be blocked :)

(If you happen to be one of my two friends who get these jars of quotes every year, run before you see this year's quotes)

Austin Show, in a reply: “I'll never be good enough for you, will i”

Schlatt: “I'm only into twinks, sorry"

Thank you for reading.

So I've been thinking about taking a small break on mcyt quotes, especially since with all the stuff happening in the fandom recently.

I'll be back soon, no worries!

Sure, everything is going to shit right now, but hey, let's breathe and celebrate! :]

Send in your favorite QSMP moments, quotes or any words you've learned in whatever language you're currently learning

Let's make today all about togetherness

Tommyinnit: “oh my god guys, it's the new fastest bridging method in-”

Dead body: *falls out of tree*

Tommy: “pHiLzA mInEcRaFt HaS a WiFe. He WoUlD nEvEr TrUsT hEr wItH a KnIfE.”

Phil: “I wOuLd TrUsT hEr.”

Tommy: “WoUlD yOu TrUsT mE wItH a KnIfE pHiL?”

Tommy: “Wait, why is ‘do you know any hot girls in my local area?’ banned?”

Kristin: “By the way, we did the sound test: you actually can't hear anything, it's actually-”

Phil: “*clap clap*”

Kristin: “-soundproof.”

Phil: “I can do this: SHIT”

Kristin: “*laughs* Yeah, it's actually fine, the neighbors can't hear us.”

Phil: “COCK”

Kristin: “BALLS”

Everyone in QSMP meetup: “*cheers*”

‘Quackity’ (FitMC): “Welcome! Now, since we're all here, in Brazil, I, Quackity, have decided to do something all of you have been waiting so long for. It's time for the

✨️hair reveal✨️.”

Everyone in QSMP meetup: “*shocked and excited murmuring and cheering*”

‘Quackity’ (FitMC): “*slowly and dramatically slides beanie off head, revealing that he was ✨️bald✨️*”

Everyone in QSMP meetup: “*losing their minds*”