jvcksns:
â i thought that was pretty obvious? â he said, words spoken slowly. it still amazed him when obvious jokes went straight over peopleâs heads.  â i do not know that song, but iâm assuming i wouldnât want that. â
âwhy state the obvious to begin with then? and why do people say âasking for a friendâ when theyâre never asking for a friend? itâs dumb. just admit itâs you and be done with it, yanno? save the time.â













