trust no one .

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ Uh, I was just kind of in the middle of something here. ❜

❛ Well, maybe I can help. ❜

❛ I think I’m just gonna head home. ❜

❛ Are you all right? You didn’t sleep at all last night. ❜

❛ I got a solid eight minutes, not consecutively, but still. ❜

❛ It’s fine. You’re not even that blurry. ❜

❛ You gotta take it easy, man. I mean, you’re not sleeping. Your eye’s twitching. ❜

❛ Fine, but you need to get some rest. ❜

❛ This morning, you bit into a raw egg like it was an apple. ❜

❛ Thank you so much for getting me home safely. ❜

❛ Try not to fall apart. ❜

❛ Oh, yeah, I thought I recognized you. ❜

❛ You never cared about me. ❜

❛ What’s going on? ❜

❛ I can explain everything. ❜

❛ Just give me one second, okay? ❜

❛ How do we get out of this? ❜

❛ But you’re forgetting one, crucial piece of information right? ❜

❛ So sorry for eternally dooming you. ❜

❛ My brain is melting. ❜

❛ Okay, but, um what the hell is this? ❜

❛ I’m done. ❜

❛ Rule number one I get to do whatever I want, and you all just have to deal with it. ❜

❛ Rule two no more Spider-Man movies. ❜

❛ Rule three everyone leave me alone. ❜

❛ That does not make it easier. ❜

❛ I can’t help you. ❜

❛ You are a good person, NAME. ❜

❛ Sorry, it’s been a weird day. ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up ❜

❛ You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad  ❜

❛ I’m gonna eat all this chili and or die trying. ❜

❛ Dip your paws in my chili. ❜

❛ The world is empty. ❜

❛ There is no point to anything,  and you’re just gonna die. So do whatever. ❜

❛ And now I’m gonna eat my marshmallow-candy chili in silence, and you all can jump up your own butts. ❜

❛ Who cares? Good-bye. ❜

❛ Feeling all right? ❜

❛ I feel fine. ❜

❛ Um is everything okay other than, you know, everything? ❜

❛ It’s all chili under the bridge. ❜

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do you really wanna die here?

ain't that a bitch?

i'm sorry to say that no one is that good!

you keen on earning a coin?

fuck off.

either way, you and me, we'll be even.

can't track it, can't hack it, can't trace it.

have you given any thought to where this ends?

why don't you take the night off?

i am the way into eternal pain.

nothing's ever just a conversation with you.

weren't you the one tasked to dole out the beatings, not to receive them?

i'd like to see the manager.

i'm going to kill you.

will you be putting a bullet in his head?

i guess it's time i told you to climb down off your high table and go fuck yourself.

just have fun out there.

you always have an angle, don't you?

you dip so much as a pinky back into this pond, you may well find something reaches out and drags you back into its depths.

it was an honor, my friend.

raise a hand if you can hear me.

how good is your laundry?

yeah. don't worry about me.

people don't change. you know that.

do i look civilized to you?

this kingdom is mine and mine alone.

he shot my dog.

you stand in the presence of the motherfucking king!

you can either hand over your kid, or you can die screaming alongside him!

have you thought this through? i mean, chewed down to the bone?

if you cut a king, you better cut him to the quick.

i'll have to get back to you.

you don't want me owing you.

there's no rhyme or reason to this life, it's days like today scattered among the rest.

they sure as fuck broke the mold with you.

people keep asking if i'm back and i haven't really had an answer.

enjoy your kingdom, while you still can.

the knife is in your aorta. you pull it out, you will bleed and you will die.

i know what you're thinking.

are services still off limits to me?

it should have been me.

you still need something to love.

if you still have business to attend to, take two of these beforehand.

how may i be of service?

do i know you?

you working again?

after this, we are less than even.

and here i'd feared you'd left all this behind.

i'm gonna shove so much fealty up your ass it's gonna come spilling out of your mouth.

you've broken the rules.

vengeance is all you have left.

do enjoy your party.

fourteen million is a lot of money.

your stitches will tear and you'll bleed, but you'll have full function.

i apologize for calling you at this hour.

i would've done the same thing if i was in his shoes.

let us not resort to our baser instincts.

so tell me, how was life on the other side?

i say the odds are about even.

you killed my ward, someone i was close to.

whoever comes, whoever it is: i'll kill them. i'll kill them all.

you got out once.

it's not what you did that angers me so, it's who you did it to.

i can't help you.

i just gotta catch my breath.

are you here on business?

all of this, for what?

treat all your ladies like this?

i can make this right.

okay. you made your point.

consider this a professional courtesy.

it's been a while. my condolences. how're you holding up?

i want to kill him.

management does not take kindly to that sort of behavior.

avert your eyes, my sweet.

so i guess you have a choice.

that was a pretty good fight, huh?

i'm afraid you've come all this way for nothing.

i have a job for you.

as you know, art is pain—life is suffering.

i'll make it quick, i promise.

sometimes you gotta cut a motherfucker.

you fail to understand.

they will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing.

it's okay. let's go home.

i still have time.

do you think you can scare me into opening this gate?

it seems to be fate, or happenstance, or just bad fucking luck caused our paths to cross once again.

you had your chance.

i was just sorting some stuff out.

i can do this! please!

i'm sorry i can't be there for you.

where the fuck are you?

i'm just asking you to try.

they know you're coming.

in that moment, i received some semblance of hope.

you came to me, i helped you. if you don't do this, you know the consequences.

you were always a pussy.

if you want peace, prepare for war.

everything's got a price.

i'm not telling you shit!

may i suggest a drink? bourbon perhaps?

an eye for an eye, you know how it goes.

second chances are the refuge for men who fail.

you may never return home.

you're going to die.

i'm sorry.

my apologies. i was dealing with an uninvited guest.

i look retired.

oh, and remember, you owe me.

that's unwise, i assure you.

we can keep this up as long as you'd like, but it only ends one way.

you arrogant asshole.

none of us can escape who we are.

you wanted me back, i'm back!

those who cling to death, live.

no one, not even you, can kill everyone.

is this a formal event or a social affair?

get the fuck out of my sight!

remember your daughter…

just checking up on an old friend.

we are cursed, you and i.

my allegiances run way beyond this building.

are you scared of the fucking boogeyman?

you want a war? or do you wanna just give me a gun?

what happened? we were professionals… civilized.

oh, shit. they took a finger.

how you do anything is how you do everything.

i'll leave you to it, then.

you look good.