McMandela's

Someone broke in overnight and stole one of the M's and the D from the already misspelled McManald's sign. I haven't been able to keep a straight face.

No, we did not install a music player. It's just some guy sitting in the middle of the restaurant with a speaker. We've asked him to stop but he doesn't listen. We also don't want the police involved. Continue eating as normal.

The ice cream machine is still working. It hasn't stopped working. Someone call a mechanic it's everywhere.

It's a wonder why we haven't been shut down yet. One of the TVS for the menu just fell on one of our cashiers' heads.

Gordan Ramsay would have an aneursym if he even just stepped foot in this place.

People keep coming in asking for a "minecraft movie" meal? We don't serve that. If it's not on the menu, we don't serve it.

They say if you enjoy your job you'll never have to work a day in your life. Well, I feel like I work every single day of my life.