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francesca and john just being next to each other in silence is peak romance

i love when flowers close in the evening like good night girl i love you sleep tight

#HELLO IT IS TIME FOR MY FAVORITE FACT#which is that sometimes when the flowers close there is a little bee inside#spending the night all cozy and safe in his little nook#specifically male squash bees do this in squash flowers#look at a field of squash or pumpkins at night and there are little guys snoozing in there#this knowledge brings me such joy that i must share it with the world (tags via @scribefindegil)

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made