Adult life is already so goddamn weird.

I hate you polyester. I hate you rayon. I hate you acrylic. I hate you “40% cotton 60% other material.” I hate you polypropylene. I hate you “pleather.” I hate you nylon. I hate you synthetics and synthetic blends.

I love you cotton. I love you linen. I love you silk. I love you hemp. I love you plant leather. I love you wool. I love you bamboo. I love you alpaca. I love you jute.

they should rename him andrew girlfriend

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

today my mom and i met a colobus monkey at the zoo who posed for pictures and then my mom held out her phone to show him the pictures of himself. he was looking at the phone screen for like a full minute i wish i could like understand what was going on in his head

Elder Sunbaby, The Daymaker by JR Eisma

@elodieunderglass

Ok so this guy is now “expanding the cinematic eldertubbies universe” to great acclaim on instagram. Good hustle. good grift. What shall I do to escalate on my end

this was so wild

Someone explain

the above explanation is followed by a picture of data from star trek with a speech bubble's tail coming out of him, implying he's the one saying all of that, which is humerous because the above text is written in a style similar to his speech patterns, and with a subject matter he would enjoy

This is the worst website ever and I love it.

I….they out here trying to kill us with these myths!!!!

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

Holy shit they made a Tolkien nft

non-fungible tolkien