When your cocktail is herbaceous... #happyhour #cocktailtime #sage #PercyValentine #hotelgaythering #southbeach #cheersbitches (at Miami South Beach, Florida USA)

I wasn't even paying attention when I grabbed the Dr. Pepper out of the case. It was fate. #fate #drpepper #unicorns #rainbows #sogay #iknowishouldntbutidid #cravings

My first attempt at one of my faves was a smashing success!! #rosemarymintrackoflamb #mushroomrisotto #broccolini #oldvinezinfandel #nomnom #foodporn

Who's walking whom? #Santos #bestdogever #dogsofinstgram #rescuedog #dogsofmanayunk #dogsofmnyk #philly #manayunk #towpath (at Manayunk Canal Towpath)

I was hoping something nice was going in down the street from my office. Oh well. #34thstreet #nyc #keepitklassy #atleastitwasonlyapaylessbefore (at 34th Street)

Hoarders. Street edition. How is that even allowed?? #nyc #streetscene #streetscape #hoarders #onlyinnyc (at Greenwich Village)

I think the neighbor's yard is a bit overgrown. #whenvinesattack #stayoutofmyyard #ithinktheresadoginthere (at West Manayunk, Pennsylvania)

You know that home ownership/yard pride has kicked into full gear when you're super stoked about your super sturdy telescoping hedge shears. The neighbors wild grape vine stands no chance. #yardwork #hedgeshears #keepyourvinetoyourself #letsdothis (at West Manayunk, Pennsylvania)

Definitely a good day to #enjoythesilence #quietdayatthepool #poolday #tattoo #depechemode #thewoodscampground (at The Woods Campground)

You wonder why no one is sitting there. Then you see the 💩 smeared on it as you walk by. #nyc #mta #nycsubway #poopseat #illstandthanks #ididntphotographthepoop (at Union Square)

At least I have someone to go to lunch with me while @mattyjo81 is working! #Santos #bestdogever #dogsofinstgram #rescuedog #dogsofmanayunk #dogsofmnyk (at Sona Pub & Kitchen)

The Thousand Eggs Adventure continues with... Cloud Eggs served on wheat toast with Swiss cheese, accompanied by truffled home fries. Delicious. #breakfast #cloudeggs #homefries #cookingformyman #foodporn #yummy (at West Manayunk, Pennsylvania)

When the bartender snaps a selfie before taking your group shot... #selfie #saltydog #thanksamber (at Buxy's SaltyDogSaloon)

I need this. 🤣🤣 #fashionset #phillystyle #easterfinest

Who walked into this glass wall? This guy... #klutz #payattention #gooseegg #glasswastooclean #ouch #leftagreasemark

So... this happened. #silverdaddy #grayitup #ColorByCara

I got a little fancier with my Chocolate Peanut Butter Ganache cake! #cakeboy #illbeabakerifitkillsme #yummy #chocolatepeanutbuttercake #ganache #peanutbutterdrizzle (at Manayunk, Philadelphia)