ENTP & co. conversations that sound like shitposts

ENTP, not bothering to look up: you look the same as usual

ESFJ: Ok, fuck you, anyone else?

ENTP: ok but they have to sit and pay attention to you regardless of how you look so why make it easier for them, let them suffer

ESFJ: Rude! But I'll let it slide because I do enjoy where you're coming from.

ESFJ: ...

Everyone in close vicinity, immediately: NO

ENTP: wait why what's wrong

ENTJ: last time you had a hot take you claimed that triangles are a social construct

INTJ: the time before that you wondered what dipping your hand in nuclear waste would be like

ISTP: I would now like to hear both these hot takes

ENTP: ok so-

INTP: yeah Christmas starts on Black Friday

ENTP: *trying to help with the emotional crisis because problem solving instinct is on in full force and also free drama updates*

ENTJ: hey, you would tell me if you were going through something similar right?

ENTJ: Except me.

ENTP: wait hold up

ESFJ, through the closed door: what did you forget this time

ESTJ: Just leave them in a few places instead of real fire extinguishers and don't tell anyone

ENTP: well yeah, so that when people try to use them they'll just assume they're doing it wrong

ENTP: like oh there's a fire? Did you mean there's not enough fire?

ENTP: I think she wants us to fill them in

ESFJ: Mexico extension

INTP: Mextension

ESFP: no? It's 4? Fi-er-figh-ter

ENTP: who tf says fi-er it's fire

ESFP: I just asked the person sitting next to me on the train, it's 4

ENTP: they're wrong? That's not how I say it???