>mfw my face when

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

well let’s see if I care

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

can you put that thing on a leash?

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

lol i tricked you i actually have no soul or interiority. my actions are merely a hollow imitation of a complete being. and you totally fell for it too