who said that

tuesday is practice for wednesday

what it comes down to is that he really just loves that rock. that's his guy. seven billion people on earth and none of them were his guy and you know what??? he's in luck because he got shot into space and his guy just happened to be in space also. sometimes life is just beautiful

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

There has to be a fic where Rocky doesn’t make it but he left Grace the instructions to get back so Grace has to go and try to save Rocky’s people before his body gives out since he doesn’t know if he’ll make it before synthesizing food, while trying to communicate without Rocky, I’m imagining he does make it and him and Adrian have to mourn together while waiting to see if it worked and if Rocky and Grace’s planets are saved

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first