So this is the hobbit

wish there were some unseen omnipotent voice shouting “WARMER” or “COLDER” everytime i make a decision because i am pretty much flying blind here

genuinely kind, good characters are just as realistic as unkind, cruel ones

Also, whilst I’m on this topic. Kind characters can also have equally complex motivations and be just as deep as unkind ones. 

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

being intuitive is just like... i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

I think you mean wonderful analogies these are beautiful

please number 9 is the greatest thing i have ever read

i am l uaghing so ha rd at 4

Yeah, #4 is pretty right on.

Are we all sitting on number 12 tho?

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

this really needed to be on this blog

#[muffled ‘THIS IS HORRIBLY UNDIGNIFIED I DEMAND A LAWYER’]