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When Milo was about 3 years old, we had a “crazy lamp” that would randomly turn off and back on. When we were reading bedtime stories, the lamp would turn of and he would LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH until it came back on. Then he’d say “crazy lamp” and we’d continue reading until it went out again and again.
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If someone were to put together a Thesaurus from the mind of a 6-year-old boy, the synonyms for ‘weapon’ would be unending… Just tonight I’ve seen a breadstick, plastic cup, towel, pencil, rubber ball, thermometer, and playing card all transform into weapons of unimaginable strength the moment they touched Milo’s hands. His imagination is ACTIVE this evening. (LOVE IT!)
Me: Thanks for going to lunch with me buddy.
Milo: Mom. You know I HAVE to follow you, right? But you're welcome.
12-3-17
In our house hunt this last year, we came across a house that needed LOTS of work but for some reason, it was Milo's absolute favorite. We didn't end up getting it, but later I asked him why that one was his favorite. His answer -- "because there were dinosaur stickers all over my bedroom door".
Since then I've let him put dinosaur stickers on his bedroom door in the house we DID buy so that it can be everything he loved about that other house.
1-19-17
Gets all dressed up in his ninja costume and asks "can I watch a show like this?"
Me: Why would you get all dressed up just to sit there and watch a show??
Ninja Milo: I want to see what it's like to watch TV with only my eyes showing!
9-4-17
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This kid DOES NOT trust pockets. Like not even a little bit. He will do anything he can to avoid carrying things in pockets, but if he's really left with no other option, he keeps a death-grip on the pocket the entire time -- completely voiding the point of putting something in the pocket in the first place!! I do not know what pockets ever did to lose his trust, but I fear they may never earn it back. 😝 This kid... He never ceases to amaze and entertain!
5-11-17
Milo: Goodnight, Mom.
Mom: Goodnight, Milo.
Milo: I love you!
Mom: I love you too!
Milo: Sleep good!
Mom: You sleep good too!
Milo: Ok I'll sleep good - will you check on me lots of times?
Mom: Yes I will.
Milo: Ok goodnight.
Mom: Goodnight.
Milo: Will you tell me when I can wake up?
Mom: Yes, buddy.
Milo: Ok - goodnight!
Mom: Goodnight.
We go and get a donut every Saturday morning.
"Mom? I think my toot just gave me a wedgie."
Milo 12-2-17
Every night for over 2 years now, Milo has thanked Jesus for some toys that he got for his 4th birthday.
"...and thank you for my rescue bots that transform."
Seriously, this kid. So stinking cute.
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Me: "Milo, can you PLEASE focus on getting ready instead of making your toothbrush do backflips."
Milo: "Mom. I was making it do FRONTflips."
😐😐😑🔥😡🔥
12-1-17
Whoever coined the phrase "I don't know whether to laugh or cry" must have been in the midst of raising a boy
So Milo has a band-aid on his finger right now and I wish everyone could ask this and hear the answer in person - but for those that can't, here's how the conversation would go...
"Milo, what happened to your finger?"
Milo: "It got cut."
"How?"
Milo: "In a fight."
"Really?! What kind of fight was it??"
Milo: "A dance fight."
11-26-17
Milo: Mom, do you want to play a game?
Me: (in my head) I'm totally gonna suggest taking a nap
Milo: (before I'd even answered) The only game I WON'T play is the sleeping game.
Me: I was gonna suggest that! How'd you know??!
Milo: It's like your favorite game. And I have NO idea why.
11-19-17
"But mom, can watch a show first? I'll cuddle with you." Yes, I'm aware that he's playing hard ball - that was made perfectly clear with the adorable smirk on his face as he said it and the salesman tone in his voice... But you can bet your biscuits that I immediately gave in and we watched a show. Take it while you can get it, right mama's? 11-12-17
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Mom, is Ronald McDonald still our president?
Milo 11-4-17
There are lots of 'sad-mom moments' that you can kinda mentally prepare for -- like your baby's first steps, first day of school, first day of college, etc.... Those are the ones they warn you about. Then you have the ones they DON'T warn you about. Like the moment you realize their clothes are big enough to not need the mini hangers anymore and that they fit on adult hangers just fine. Or having to carefully sort the socks because their feet are so big that you can barely tell the difference between your own socks and their own. My take-away -- mom's shouldn't do laundry. Apparently it can get emotional. 11-3-17