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Gets all dressed up in his ninja costume and asks "can I watch a show like this?"
Me: Why would you get all dressed up just to sit there and watch a show??
Ninja Milo: I want to see what it's like to watch TV with only my eyes showing!
9-4-17
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"Mom? I think my toot just gave me a wedgie."
Milo 12-2-17
So Milo has a band-aid on his finger right now and I wish everyone could ask this and hear the answer in person - but for those that can't, here's how the conversation would go...
"Milo, what happened to your finger?"
Milo: "It got cut."
"How?"
Milo: "In a fight."
"Really?! What kind of fight was it??"
Milo: "A dance fight."
11-26-17
Milo: Mom, do you want to play a game?
Me: (in my head) I'm totally gonna suggest taking a nap
Milo: (before I'd even answered) The only game I WON'T play is the sleeping game.
Me: I was gonna suggest that! How'd you know??!
Milo: It's like your favorite game. And I have NO idea why.
11-19-17
Mom, is Ronald McDonald still our president?
Milo 11-4-17
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Reading the joke off of Milo's Laffy Taffy: Where does an alien get its milk? Milo (immediately): THE THRIFT STORE!!!!!
This morning Milo walked outside, inhaled deeply, and said "It smells like Halloween morning out here!!"
This morning's weather report, brought to you by Milo: "What??! Didn't God promise never to flood the earth again?!"
