once when i was 9 in animal crossing wild world i sent a breakup letter to jeremiah telling him it was over because i found someone new…. that was better than him. i told him i was in love with Crazy Redd now and that he couldnt compete cuz “hes a kitsune and youre just a frog.”
so eventually jeremiah moved to my friend’s town…. only i didnt know that villagers will show old letters. so then one day i get a goddamn phone call. an actual goddamn phone call. from my friend and she says: “hey, i saw your letter about dating crazy redd–” and i hung up on her instantly.
Friend: Hey I saw your letter–
OP:
IT WAS EXACTLY LIKE THIS ACTUALLY you know when you like panic and your eyes unfocus? It looks exactly like this.
My brother and I both had the game so villagers moved quite frequently. One day Coco moved in and immediately showed me a letter from my brother. All it said was
“Where are your fucking eyes”
WHEN did i reblog this i cant remember but this is GOLD
Wild World had bottle messages and me, my siblings and a friend all had WW and connected so if you sent out a bottle letter they will get it, right? You also know that NPC bottled letters aren’t signed, but bottled letters you write ARE? I didn’t. I wanted to add some drama one day, so I wrote a fake bottled letter as Tom Nook soliciting his body to any reader. Most notably I signed it “From Tom Sexy Nook” because I thought that would really sell it. My older sib got it within two hours and called me over and asked “Why did you write this?” to which I replied “I didn’t write that!” So then he pointed to his inventory with the bottled letter that obviously had my character’s name on it and then I just turned around and walked to my room as fast as I could. To this day I’m still haunted by the shame of Tom Sexy Nook.
