Good Morning

i need my space unless youre the right person then dont go anywhere

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

if i worked in a court id say "i'll see you in court!" to each of my coworkers at the end of each day until they decided to execute me

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

im gonna watch dr. who in chronological order by the time period they travel to

The worst idea I’ve ever heard, I love it.

hey um. so im a massive nerd. and i actually have a list of all the episodes in this order. including torchwood and class. im not even intending on watching it like this.

alright i made a google doc, enjoy, losers

can’t believe the cowards haven’t gone to Ancient Greece

I get road rage walking behind people.

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens