may I say I loved you more

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

Can we please stop making scary shark movies? Sharks are pure sweet babies that don’t deserve this slander. They just have bad eyesight. Don’t be mean to them.

I love this so much.

@mayday-parade-

one of my goals in life is to have someone really special in mind whenever i hear the song “can’t help falling in love” and that someone hasn’t come along yet but i’m hopeful

Why do @booty-wizard and I FaceTime just for me to eat and for him to smoke

"Grandma, how do you say "I'm fuckin baked in Spanish?" Hahahaha

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

Puss in Kinky Boots