Shut Up Sandra I Will Fight You.

being an english literature student is tough. i stan oscar wilde and do absolutely nothing else

I met the old gods and death had her titties out.

*opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

I fucking love him

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

Reblog to literally save a life

Save a life reblog

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

Wow.

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

our mail is delivered by a human being his name is postman pat and he is the backbone of the british working class

who else is in the mood to walk barefoot over the moors in a blood-red velvet ballgown w anguish in ur soul and wet leaves in ur hair while the wind blows moodily and dramatically?

can we all get mcdonalds afterwards

we all deserve it so yes absolutely. my treat

Dolly i would both kill and die for you

That’s the most Chaotic Neutral Parent thing I’ve ever heard

i love cats because they will literally just smack anything they don’t vibe with

glass of water on the kitchen counter? the neighbour’s dog? other cats? your legs as you walk past? a BEAR??? there are no limits. if it’s wack, it gets the smack.

Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids

Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.

Far away cow moos

My best friends singing voice

The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble

I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!

Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet

Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.

Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that

Wholesome and good!

i love this

sir you dont understand. if i dont take off my pants & put on an incredibly large sweater when i get home i’ll die

Him Lil