must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

i like how the ^_^ emoticon doesn't even have an upturned mouth. goes to show a smile is all in the eyes

Coyotes trying their damndest to get domesticated

OH MY GODDDDD

some people really do need to start reminding themselves that the answer to "why didn't the character just do [something entirely different]" is often simply "because then there wouldn't be a story"

the way i feel about retirement is similar to how suicidal teenagers feel about getting to 25

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

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