Clueless™

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

TAD really wrote lines like "you, you follow philosophies, and me? I laugh- I choke. Well, hello my hollow Holofernes, I'd wink but you don't get the joke" and im just supposed to be normal about it

I gave your post a like but with nuance and depth

We call those reblogs

I gave your post a reblog with flippant apathy

How to tell if the scientist you're talking to is a chemist or an astrophysicist: Ask them if carbon is a metal

listening to an old friend’s favorite song is always the worst haunting but beautiful experience like yes i still think of you yes this song will forever be followed by your name no i never want to speak to you again but the love that used to be shared between the two of us still exists in this song

Hey *with the intention of eating a sleeve of saltine on your floor*

putting my full bloodwork lab results in my bio but not my pronouns

"Quiet down A1C 5.0s. An A1C 10.0 is speaking"

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn

Sorry no consistent theme here we're blogging minute to minute second to second even. The situation is dynamic

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted