Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

those are his hooves you bitch

This post changed us fundamentally

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

we get married. my life has never felt more complete or more right. i am yours, forever, and the life we build together is beautiful and stable and full.

only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law

it fucken WIMDY

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

i am! out of the way gay boy!

happy coming out day i hope none of you ever, for a second, assumed that i am heterosexual