WARRIOR WITH A HEART OF GOLD

im not a native speaker so everything in english sounds funny to me but few things have been as funny as “fuck it we ball”

if I was hannibal and someone accused me I would be like “really? is it because of my name? I was under the impression that we were all adults here, but it seems i was mistaken.” and they would be so embarrassed they would have no choice but let me go

Holy shit people actually liked this post ever since I logged off huh 😂

@mayatheamazon

@frostedmeats I’m half a year late to seeing this but YES 💪

Its cause your in dark mode silly. The 2 blacks are slight shades difference so you can tell with a higher brightness

Also when you have your brightness up, the colors create an optical illusion as you scroll. If you wiggle your scroll up and down the toxic logo does a lil dancey dance 💃🏽

Holy shit. Unimplemented Tumblr feature.

Stop removing Lady Dimitrescu’s wrinkles and stretch marks/scars/blemishes. Stop making her super skinny, because clearly she is not. Stop de-aging Lady Dimitrescu. She is a mature woman and her wrinkles/blemishes are part of her beauty. Literally stop removing those features.