study break;

Support for cat blogs and boxing. Rap game Hannah Montana True Friends. 

Yup. I would've ditched you and Hunter way before now if you didn't support cat blogs and box with me. True shit.

Both. The more cats the better. No problem, man. You were basically born for this blog. 

This is why we've been friends for so long, man.

Maybe I can help out a little tiny bit in that department. Just a little, though.

Pretty sure you're way tougher than I am, so that'd be super appreciated.

Good. Make a cat blog, Max. Make one of the most famous cat blogs on the internet. You can do it. I believe in you. We all do. Maybe not Jasper but who cares, prove him wrong. You’re a winner, Max. 

Should I just post pictures of my cats or of all cats? I need to figure out what's gonna get my blog way up in the popularity ranking of cat blogs. Jas'll eat his words when he sees how cool I am to all the kids on the internet. Thanks for your support, dude.

Oh, absolutely. We’re strong; of course we can handle something as difficult and grueling as this.

I don't know if I'm strong enough to go through the whole labor part that many times, though.

Make a cat blog if you don’t already have one.

You know what? I'm gonna do it. Jasper's disapproval and your approval have helped seal the deal. I'm gonna cat blog it up so hard.

You know, I don’t actually know. I guess we’ll just have to go for it and hope we get somewhere close.

It's a hard task, but I think we can probably both handle it. I believe in us.

I bet you and I could singlehandedly populate Munchkinland if we tried.

How many munchkins are in Munchkinland? That's a lot of trying.

It was an accident. I didn’t mean to say when.

It's cool, Chels. I'd totally have your babies.

That someday you might have to learn how to embrace Frozen at the same time you’re loving Jazz and I unconditionally?

If you think you're being cute... you're probably right, but still. Whatever. I'll let it slide.

That could be cool. I mean, as long as it’s not all cats and shit. Do you remember when you used to tweet me pictures from that dumb twitter I sent you? But you’re a really good writer, Max. I bet people would be interested in what you have to say on stuff that isn’t sports.

Why does everyone think it's gonna be all about cats? Now I'm totally gonna make a blog that's all about cats. Ha... I do remember that. That was my favorite twitter ever. It wasn't "dumb."

That Jasper probably has some archived blog about Pokemon out there somewhere?

No, I definitely heard that part.

Knew it. What? Who are you talkin’ about? Seriously, dude. I understand the appeal of having a make-believe girlfriend but when you go and give her a name too, s’kinda weird. No, you frog. It’s from my fuckin’ heart. Go ahead, try and sue me for. I’ll be waitin’, Max. You better lawyer up, asshole.

I hate you. I'm telling Chelsea. I am gonna lawyer up. I'm gonna call Alex and tell him to kick your ass legally for verbal plagiarism on two counts, now. Wait for it.

Do you mean a Tumblr, or an actual blog where you post actual content?

An actual blog where I post actual content, jeez. I still don't really get most of tumblr. Not really my thing.