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According to really trustworthy sources on the internet, there's a town in California where it's illegal to wear cowboy boots unless you own a minimum of two cows. This is the worse than the time they made same-sex marriage illegal.

Ladies and gentlemen, I, your friend -- greatest, most beautiful and trustworthy friend, Hunter Wiliams require your bodily and spiritual assistance for a little ditty called work. Basically, I'll give you fifty bucks, you get to spend some time with me and shake your hot ass in front of a camera but your ass is actually your voice. It's the magic of cinema. Everyone must be over five foot to experience this ride, so that probably counts Max out.  

Would it be lame as fuck to start a blog-type thing?

Today, I stayed after school until almost four trying to help one of Alisa's students work on their AP portfolio, and now I'm pretty sure I'm in the wrong field. Since when were high school students so good?