just call me max

99% of queer discourse stops right before they define the true difference between bisexual and pansexual!

the worst part about being a flesh human on the earth world is that you cannot speak by having text quickly appear in a box with your portrait on it, with a little sound played repeatedly to imitate your voice. i need a talksound and a theme song and everyone should be subjected to it

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

the problem with visual novels is that they are novels, but they are almost exclusively sold on video game distribution platforms, which means that they're novels being read by gamers who are by and large entirely unequipped to critique that medium

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

Seeing people suggest "freelance writing" "sell an ebook" as like a Get Rich Quick thing is so funny to me. Like baby no that shit is a get broke slowly scheme what do you think Writing A Book involves

And like obviously the Passive Income Grindset People don't have any respect for art these are the same people suggesting you get into crypto mining but I can still be a little pissed off by it. Come on now. I guess this is where all the "I'm gonna write a book 🤪" people are coming from but like you are going to quit immediately when it's 1. Not instant and involves like actual work and "thinking" & 2. Nobody fucking buys your book. You are not going to be the next colleen hoover. Be so fr. If you have no actual passion for writing you're just competing with the rest of an extremely saturated market of people who, generally, care about what they're doing somewhat. I won't say the majority of books are Good. But if you think you should get into writing specifically to make money ... lol ... lmao

Person who has never used their brain in their life: writing & selling a book is an easy way of getting passive income you're just typing words how hard can it be

im generally not a very jealous person so i am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now

i'm an expert on being jealous you can ask me anything you're confused about

how do i kill everything thats ever lived

wins the marvelous and when its time to get my hearts desire i tell the masters i want to eat one of them

This has happened before, you sure about this?

how’d it go last time did it work out

Well.

HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO PUNISH A KNIGHT WHO BLUSHES AND SMILES EVERY TIME YOU TRY

listen, if i didn't respond with a blushing "as you wish, my lady" and squirm a little about it then what kind of loyal knight would i even be?

YOU COULD AT LEAST PRETEND THAT YOU DONT LIKE IT