Young again? You look old, but not geriatric. 

No hope’s needed, but thanks. 

Good luck on the rest of you finding something warm to slip in or over.

Don’t tell my brother I said that. 

I mean, pizza might be cool. Probably not today though. 

And you. Leave us alone today. You and Blaine get emergency calls and that is it. 

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Letting anyone that might need me today know that I’m fully stuffed. I’ve got three things planned today and none of those involve more than two people. 

Not sure yet. Probably going to end up asking my brother - he’s better than I am with romance and all.

They’re weirdly soft with this kind of shit, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they do. 

I’ve got a threshold until it’s happening at 7 am.

Yeah, thanks. I don’t really celebrate the day, but this time I happened to be with someone. 

Count me out on that one. It sounds lame and I’ve got someone to spend Valentine’s with. 

Okay but haven’t you been trained to deal with the worst of people? We’ve got different thresholds. 

Too many assholes, not enough patience.