la vie en rose

Would you prefer my Kinky Boots playbill or my Melchie outfit?

Oh… honey.

Not all of us are Broadway darlings, but I promise you I know plenty of showtunes. 

…Great place to start?

Curiosity piques - if I were to do showtunes, what would you want to see?

Showtunes, mmm? Not too big on classic rock and pop, then? 

I had Mr. Schue as a glee club director. I have to be a fan of classic rock especially!

How is that different from normal?

It isn’t. Should I be not acting normal?

Note to self, do not take trips to New York if you want to come back home and still be well-adjusted and proud of your accomplishments. Has Ohio always been so depressing? I know it’s always been regular depressing, but I don’t recall it being “please just put me out of my misery while you’re suffocating me” depressing.

You just made me want to quote a musical at you!

Fine. Jesus. I’m getting too old for this. Don’t hurry getting here, I have a lot to do.

I’ll slow myself down as much as possible.

If you start dancing, we’re going to have to Uber, because I need to be drunk to witness that. Clearly you’re misremembering what I was like in high school if you think me now is offensive.  

So you agree,  we’re both drinking then?

See, I can have fun without being drunk. That’s what makes me not a problematic drinker. I’ll drink, like a drink or two. I’m just not getting drunk.

We can dance together sober!

I’m just a really descriptive person.

Come over if you want before. If you’re going to get white girl wasted, I’m gonna need to drive.

I was hoping you’d be having fun with me Santana...

No one plans on crying, but sometimes you get too drunk, Don’t Stop Believing comes on, and suddenly you’re sobbing and no one can figure out why.

Sounds very specific San. 

Oh. I mean, if you really want. Yeah, there’s booze. We’ve come up with a whole prohibition inspired cocktail menu for the new show. Actually, this works out better, because if you start crying when you get too drunk, there will be people better suited to deal with that there than me.

I don’t plan on crying Santana.

Want to get ready together?

Do you have anything to drink? All I have is bourbon and I don’t want you puking in my house.

Is this about Puck? 

I thought maybe we could go to your club?

There is booze their isn’t there?

Yeah, but where we meet up doesn’t really matter. It’ll be after I’m off work anyway.

How is tomorrow after work then? My dads house?

Okay, I’ll bite. What’s wrong?

I don’t need you to bite, necessarily. I just need you to drink with me!