amp it up!

“I don’t have a favourite because that would be mean to the rest of them - so here’s a random frog from my army that looks particularly handsome. His name is Pelé.”

Ah... Well. He wasn’t wrong. It was a well known fact that Lucio wasn’t the tallest of people, but did it really need to be said? 

“It has it’s benefits, I suppose. Smaller target? And people seem to like using me as their personal armrest.” Lucio’s not sure that’s a benefit to him, actually. He’s not even sure why he needs to defend his height at all, but here he was anyway. Though, he supposes, being short also has its drawbacks. Clothing, for one. Are people aware that short people exist and want to wear nice things? Do they know?? Are designers of furniture know that sometimes short people would actually like to be able to reach their top kitchen cupboard instead of having it be labelled as a void zone? DO THEY KNOW?

((text replies time because im on the bus and ive put off replies for months))

"I love all of them. It's an army and we're all fighting for friendship. Succumb to the frog army."