things i heard from the lovely couple next to me
(i went to see captain america civil war today, and the couple next to me were amazing. seeing as i don't know their names, i'll refer to them as guy 1 and guy 2)
me: i'm really sorry to point this out, but my ex is sitting a few seats down from you guys and he keeps glaring at you
guy 1: well we'd better give him something to glare at, then
(bucky took a hold of a running motorcycle and picked it up while someone was on it)
guy 1:*stands up* WHAT THE FUCK
guy 2:yeah, what the fuck? sit your ass down!
(steve just kissed peggy's niece in front of sam and bucky)
guy 1: sam and steve are going to have a long conversation in bed, followed by hardcore sex
guy 1: if only tony were there, he'd probably just do it to steve on the car in front of the chick
guy 2:are you telling me that we have been dating for over a year now, and you don't fucking ship stucky?
(steve and tony were fighting)
guy 1:that is some crazy foreplay
guy 2:do you have a blood kink or something, jeez
(later, during the same steve and tony fight (bucky was fighting too))
guy 1:steve and tony are going to have some crazy sex after all of this
guy 2:no, steve will be too busy with bucky
guy 1:not a chance. a couple is going to have crazy makeup sex, and it's not stucky
guy 2:well it isn't us either
(after the movie had finished)
me:you two had some pretty great conversations
guy 1:(his whole face was blushing) sorry you heard that
guy 2:i'm not. hey, do you ship stucky, stony, or stam?
guy 2: at least someone has some fucking sense
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