Boys will be boys

I’ve never been so invested in anything in my life

dudes rock

I love when machinery gets really hot and starts smelling bad and destroying itself it's almost sexual. I didn't mean that

Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

my gummy. my ummy chicken. chuck chicken tender. tender chicken tender tender chicken tender at my house forever. no problems with my cicken. chicken tasting like tender, chicken. chicken! on a farm. chicken meant no harm. ahh. ah. hah h. whowho me, no you. oh. ow. who. ee e. we, hah. wholl. here eat its a dogy. thats dogy. chickenn chicken. bawk bawkbawk. how will. chickuff. chicken. chibick. basketballing. balling. baskets. baskets and balls. basking in balls. baskeet. sket. ball in tender. tender balls. baal. bawsit bowlin. boneit phone home. ee tay. oufa, tasty. tasting meal. meal. me. me. mememe. me. he me. gogobeebabee, ba babe. babick. no banana. betawono. beebeeball. phone. fall on balls. balls so hard you fall on them hole. if you fart on your ball, bobaba ball explode. yeeyeyehaw

is that motherfucker drinking white wine out of the bottle

That’s the yosemite road vineyards pinot grigio colombard. 2 for $9 at 711 and you’re supposed to drink it straight from the bottle

Men shouldn’t be drinking wine

I’m sick of your negativity 

I am average american man I work fifteen hours in hamburger mine to buy one rock and roll disk