Maxie Fawna

men are allowed to be so mediocre it’s insulting on the deepest level

Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.

Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, she “let her self go”, “isnt even trying anymore!”

men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.

Wakanda, a country which contains the world’s most valuable resource: Shuri

What’s your fantasy?

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

We’re trying this tonight!

It’s about time someone got around to uncovering all the cheat codes for this “human being” software. It’s only been out for like 10,000 years.

?????????????

I’ve used this technique for about a year, and I can safely say that it has efficiently transformed my sleeping habits from several hours of struggle to fall asleep, to passing out in a matter of minutes.

It’s a form of Alexander Technique. It’s a technique that was designed for actors to keep their body in ready working condition and give it the best way to perform. This is the method used to calm, and center the body. Once the body is at that point it can perform anything you want it to.

me gonna try it

Lego Batman was amazing.

I’m sad that there’s kids who won’t get the bat nipple joke until they’re older

Mercutio was that nigga

You don’t want a black woman with an “attitude” but you want a non-black latina because she’s “fiesty”..

You don’t want a black woman with weave but you don’t want her natural hair ..

You don’t want a black woman because all she wants is child support but you don’t want to take care of the baby you helped create

You don’t want non-black people to dismiss what you say about their prejudice/racism towards you but you don’t want to listen to black women talk about their struggles and unfair treatment from you because they’re bitter bitches

You wanna compare dark skin girls to animals because of their complexions and then when they change their skin color you wanna call them traitors and disgraces

If you aint here for this then choke .

All of this 👏🏽

They’ll read this and STILL not want to get it.

Omg. BOOOOST

So I added her this morning (6:55am) March 10, and replied to her story. I wrote “oh wow you have a popsocket on your phone! I have one too!” And she replied “popsockers”. Then I said “I heard you say you’re in LA! I grew up here; how long are you here for?” And she hasn’t messaged back since. It’s now 7:24am. This story is making me uneasy

Can we please put all of them on a runway? I just got my life

GO AWFFFFF

Omg yes

Black people can just make anything so much more fun.

The literal best!

viola looks so good omg