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@maxie599
Told boyfriend I posted about him on Tumblr
Begin talking about borrowing something from my parents
I mess up and pairents
He makes pirate joke, then proceeded to say "get it? Get it Baby?" While I walk away then calls from behind me
"are you gonna post about this on tumbler too baby?"
Lucky for me he doesn't have tumbler
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My boyfriend bullies our Roomba :(
Me very sleep deprived going to the bathroom in the dark: *toilet plunger handle touches my leg*
My brain: snake?????!!!!!!!
Me: No not snake
My brain: Snake!?!? Snake!?!
Me: not snake just plunger
My brain: bUt SnAkE!¿?!
Me: no
Also me: you know what just in case of snake
*Rushes out of bathroom*
I just know you are a woman because men are never this proud of being degenerate gooners.
reblog if you are proud of being a degenerate gooner
How do I find the part of tumble that is just random people making random word only post at 5 am like myself????
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So when something upsets me or is an inconvenience or I mess something up my go to is "I'm gonna kms".
I have decided to make a change. I will now say things like;
How dare?!
If being bad at (thing) was illegal I'd be in jail for arson
I should be president/they should make me president
Elite ball knowledge
Fuck it we ball
The king shall hear of this!!!
Hey, can you not??
Tough talk for someone in cumshot distance.
*just start quoting vines/vocal stims*
My cat shall hear of your misdeeds
Just saw an ad for some shitty mobile game and the robot voice lady that sounds like seri said "Queens can not touch eachother" and my first thought was; 'Says who?????'
Really hate it when I watch reels and then before it's done my dumb stupid thumb hits the home button only for me to never find the stupid reel again.
It's like being edged but with a reel.
So my dad is watching arcane right? And the part where Caitlin is mad at vi for making her miss shooting jinx just happened, ya know where she hits vi in the stomach with the but of her gun? My dad said, and I quote "damn red everybody changing on you,"
My dad is 67, he started watching the show at like 7pm today and is now binging it.
He also said Mel's mom was a bad ass.
Just got off the phone with an Amazon support guy and these are just parts of the conversation that I thought I'd share(he was Indian I think)
Me:thanks so much, I really appreciate this
Support guy: thank you, thank you, thank you so much ma'am
(he sounded so relieved I wasn't yelling at him)
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Support guy: yes, you called me, at Amazon so it's my job to take care of you and make sure you don't have to worry about anything, so you don't worry, I will make sure to help you.
Me: thank you
Him: yes I will do this for you
(this was completely unprompted)
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Me: okie dokie take your time
Support guy: thank you so much ma'am
Me: ....
Support guy: I love your slang
Me: You mean the okie dokie
Support guy: yes it's like when I was in school, it-its very cool.
Me: oh thanks
(he was giggling during this convo)
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Me: yeah that sounds alright with me thanks
Support guy: yes okie dokie (embarrassed giggles)
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Support guy: thank you ma'am (tries to be professional) thank you so much for contacting Amazon support... (Definitely forgot the rest of his goodbye line)
Me: ...
Him: ....
Me: your good hun, have a good day
Him: (giggles when I call him Hun) yes have a good day, thank you ma'am, yes uh thank you
Me:...
Him:...
Me: hangs up
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Ah yes time to enjoy a new YouTuber and pray that they don't go down the rabbit hole of betraying my trust with nefarious deeds and bad goofs.
Hello tumbler, I am here and now I am your problem to deal with, please enjoy my chaos.
