the way max is getting slowly better at acting in all these ads for red bull’s sponsors is lowkey fascinating because not long ago he had that millenial pause locked in like a mf

max winning his 9th race in a row in changing conditions and with safety car restarts is something i can only describe as poetic

i’ve overdosed on norstappen content this weekend sorry if i’ve been absent this has been too much for my heart to handle and i’ve just been in my room curled up in a ball watching gifs and sobbing uncontrollably, hope you can understand.

kevin saying he was obsessed with dinosaurs as a kid and esteban saying he can belly dance while max admits he was obsessed with flags and maps as a kid. there’s something about f1 drivers and unusual hobbies that i absolutely love.

max saying that he didn’t expect lando to qualify so high and then correcting himself saying he didn’t expect mclaren to be there because actually he always expects lando to be high up i am going insane

max hitting every single wall available at the monaco track is actually so on character for him, he had enough of everyone fucking up his attempts and decided to go full terrorist

i’ve just learned that the red bull crew gifted max a red bull can with his drs actuator from the 2022 spain gp with an engraving that reads “drs…i have no fucking drs” and it’s the funniest thing ever

desperately need marc márquez and fabio quartararo to have better bikes so they can actually compete against all these bums

now that i think about it max definitely knew that he could equal seb’s win tally with red bull last sunday and that’s probably why he pointed at the #1 on his car just like slutty and confident seb would after he jumped off