i stand with my canceled wife

rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

opening Tumblr is like a cigarette break

I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

(flirting) i could be your problem

yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me