i stand with my canceled wife

rise. live. fight. think about women. do not waver

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

not to be dramatic but i need a nap, a hug, 20k in cash, and to disappear for 3 months

I have george rr martin locked up in a cage in my basement with nothing but paper and a pen. He just wont do it. Nothing works. He made six new tv shows with the light of a candle and his poor broken hands

i can't really make fun of gaylors because of my whole deal but they're wrong and i'm right

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

I'm your favorite mutuals tolerated mutual

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

I would delete your shitty caption addition in every lifetime

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum