i swing both ways, violently, with a bat

gamer boyfriend yells GODDAMNIT! from the other room and throws his headset and you walk in all what's wrong babe :( and he's playing a story-driven indie game

Why do you, as a man, not have earrings

people who say return of the king has too many endings are weak. personally, i think there should be at least ten more endings, with the very last one being legolas and gimli met on the shores of the undying lands by a party of elves, one of which takes one look at the dwarf and screams WHAT THE F— [hard cut to black]

you’re allowed to dislike any character you want except the ones that i like. you have to like those ones or i will be really upset with you

*hyping myself up to go outside* you are strange and unsettling you are strange and unsettling