Yes i love nat and thorbruce sue me

Tony:gifts and..smex, he likes to go all out on gifts like legit buying an island for someone because its valentines day or air planes flying with pink and red powder falling down them with ‘happy valentines’ pained on the planes

Steve: painting a portrait of his lover days before valentine day approaches and buying sweet things putting them in a basket with pink and red decorations and handing it with the portrait

Thor: food, he starts the day of with pancakes that has a love heart stick on top of it and ends it with cuddling while watching a movie

Bruce: Bruce is a simple man he buys chocolate and makes punny jokes to swoon his lover, and it might not be much but it works he doesn’t like to go overboard because he feels like that would scare his lover away

Nat: romance movies, roses on the bed, cute voice messages throughout the day, cuddling, and a lot of chocolate

tomorrow i have my science and ICT(computer) normal exam and then on monday i have my religion exams which are 4 subjects and 4 filled pages to revise on, Tuesday i have my math exam, Thursday i have my arabic exam, next sunday i have 2 exams on arabic social studies and smth we call اسرية its like a study on moral actions and then next monday i have my final on one of the religion subjects then i have a 5 day break that i’ll be cramming with studying for exams so i won’t be able to post shit

so imagine this. Peter has a youtube channel and he really pulls off the vlogging thing and he has a small but loving fanbase of 20K followers

and one day he disappears..for five years

and people in depression of loosing their family/friends/partners resurface his stuff to bring joy to this stupid ass world and one day while Tony is scrolling on social media he finds Peter’s videos and bing watches them while eating ice cream and crying

it brings him a sort of painful but happy emotion(don’t make that kinky tony thinks of peter as a son now stfu u st*rker shippers, disgusting) knowing he might never be able to see Peter again but still watching him bring pure joy into everyone’s lives even if he’s not..there

When Peter comes back from Tony’s funeral he opens every single social media app on his phone to see what he has missed and spends 8 hours on his phone scrolling through twitter,insta,musically(which is now tiktok), youtube and it was his turn to cry

…you haven’t?..well now you have! :)

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Emo Wanda - ”seven foot frame rats along his back when he calls your name it all fades to black. yeah he sees your dreams, feasts on your screams“

Infinity War Wanda: ”Under the surface i hide my nerves and it worsens i worry something is gonna hurt us. Under the surface the ship doesn’t swerve as it heard how big the iceberg is Under the surface i think about my purpose can i somehow preserve this?”

Wandavision Wanda-“He told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine..he told me that my power would grow like the grapes that thrive on the vine”

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Homecoming Peter: ”under the surface im pretty sure im worthless if i can’t be of Service a flaw or crack the straw the stack that breaks the camel’s back what breaks the camel‘s back?”

Far from Home Peter: ”its pressure like a drip drip drip that’ll never stop..whoa, pressure that’ll tip tip tip till you just go pop whoa oh oh“

No Way home Peter: “line up the dominoes a light wind blows you try to stop it tumbling but on and on it goes! but wait. if i could shake the crushing weight of expectations would that up some room for joy? or relaxation or simple pleasure instead we measure this growing pressure keeps growing keep going cause all we know is pressure like a drip drip drip that’ll never stop whoa pressure that’ll tip tip tip till you just go pop whoa“

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Thor 1(baby) Loki: “don’t be upset or mad at all don’t feel regret or sad at all i am still apart of the family(not madrigal but eh) and i’m fine i am totally fine i will stand on the side as you shine, i’m not fine i’m not fine i can’t move the mountains i can’t make the flowers bloom i can’t take another night up in my room waiting on a miracle i can’t heal what’s broken. can’t control the morning rain or a hurricane can’t keep down the unspoken invisible pain always waiting on a miracle“

TDW Loki: “all i need as a chance all i know is i can’t stand on the side open your eyes open your eyes open your eyes” (bonus lyric “someone please just let me know where do i go i am waiting on a miracle a miracle“)

Ragnarock Loki: ”something sharp something new, its not symmetrical or perfect but its Beautiful and its mine..what else can i do?“

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Dr.Strange Stephen: “i make perfect practiced poses, So much hides behind my smile what could i do if i could grow what i was feeling at the moment, what could i do if i just knew it didn’t need to be perfect it just needed to be and they’d let me be”

Infinity War Stephen: “your fate is sealed when your prophecy is read”(that’s it)

Tony: ’life of a billionare’ it’d be just him going on trips and showing some of the work he does yearly you get the jest, also there’s an episode where he meets Rhinna(congrats on the pregnancy btw)

Steve: art show its like bob ross just make it steve rogers, he usually sketches and paints his paintings which are usually land scapes or a portrait of an Avenger that they later hang up in their rooms

Thor: cooking show. Listen we all agree Thor is an amazing cook, he’s like the god version of Gordon Ramsey with kids because..Thor acts like a kid sometimes(thanks to Taika)

Bruce: ASMR..i…ok listen its not ASMR its actually bed time stories being read but for the sake of me wanting to make this entertaining its ASMR(deal with it)

Natasha: she has a show where she teaches combat and self defence and her episodes air on TV every Friday, one day when Yelena is watching the show (supportive little sister) she rings up Nat and asks if she could be on one of the episodes and after a moment of consideration Nat agreed

Clint: rants in the vents or to be short ritv (pronounced ritv like ritz just ritv..ritz plz dont copyright me) he rants about things from Poltics to people eating their chips loudly

part two: main two/three of shang-chi hawkeye and spiderman no way home

shang-chi: fluff and emotional attachment, again after all of the shit he had to go through as a child and the fact he never got emotionally attached to anyone till he met his best friends

Katie: coffee shop AU, she always had this fantasy of meeting the love of her life in a coffee shop but she met the love of her life in a battle underground arena in china

Xialing: love at first sight, that’s how she met the love of her life(*cough* Xialing x Katie shippers message me *cough*)

Clint: Old Clint doesn’t read fanfics(anymore) but earlier in his time back in avengers tower hiding through the vents he used to read it out of boredom but he likes drabble, something short and sweet mainly filled with calm fluff

Kate: Kid fic, nothing better then starting a family when she lost her own and now is practically living with her step-dad and her mentor

Peter: found family, HE NEEDS FAMILY MARVEL HE DID NOTHING WRONG LET HIM HAVE HIS HAPPY ENDING

MJ: i hate everyone but you fic, do i need to explain myself? Listen she‘s a passive aggressive badass with Peter Parker for a boyfriend

the battle Gilgamesh mentioned was the battle in Norway and where did Odin find Loki? THAT’S RIGHT AFTER THEY DEFEATED THE FROST GIANTS IN THEIR WORLD SO IMAGINE THIS

Odin Thor and Loki would visit earth every now and then as said in the movies so if Thor followed Kingo around and Odin talked to Gilgamesh what would Loki do?

He’d not only hang around Thena but he’d also hang around Sprite and that’s where the mischef came from, Loki picked up fighting skills from Thena like the things he does with his staff Thena taught him that and the illusions Sprite made to show stories he picked that up from Sprite

so in the next Eternals movie imagine this(btw im using all pronouns on Sprite cause i headcanon her to be genderfluid yes im self projecting)

Sprite is a highschool junior by then meaning she’s fifteen meaning she’s grown and has developed a great character unlike the last film

they get some flashbacks from the past life they had as an Eternal throughout the film and many of Ajak. he has friends now and has appeared as a cameo in multiple of Kingo’s movies aswell as formed a greater friendship with the other Eternals

Sersi has been missing for the past year and Sprite has been getting nightmares about Arishem which he would tell to Starfox(harry stoiles) in hopes of them figuring out what happened to her but one day as she’s on a field trip in the mountins she spots a familiar figure with black hair and grey-greenish eyes and guess who that was

Loki.

Steve: He doesn’t ”listen” to Adele no no he VIBES to Adele and his favourite song is either rolling in the deep or when we were young

Tony: AC/DC highway to hell, he’s been told its “generic“ but he loves it

Bruce: Bruno Mars… just Bruno Mars and his favourite song is either leave the door open or marry you (listen the man likes all types of love and when you listen to Bruno you just get that feeling in your heart)

Nat: she loves Halsey and her favourite song is Castle(from the BADLANDS album)

first episode we get what if loki survived infinity war and joined the guardians where when they land on earth Loki stays with the guardians instead of joining Thor and the Avengers

second episode we get what if Shuri was queen of Wakanda where it explores Wakanda this time updated with technology but like TVA similar technology

third episode is what if Tony Stark lived this episode is where Carol snaps and doesn’t die while he raises Morgan and still continues on being Peter’s father figure but this episode ends with a cliffhanger where the time line is reset by the TVA

fourth episode is what if Bucky never fell we watch his growth with Steve and Peggy until Steve “dies” in a unfortunate accident and Bucky is left alone..yeah

fifth episode is what if Wong was sorcerer supreme the sanctum is cool and quite Wong is undisturbed and puts an end to every problem and overall its just an excuse for more Wong content

sixth episode is what if Pietro lived this episode Pietro takes Clint and the Kid avoiding the bullet we see him throughout the movies being the overprotective brother he is until he gets blipped and it ends when Pietro opens his eyes to Dr.Strange

Seventh episode is what if MJ and Peter swapped roles except the only thing swapped is that MJ gets bitten while Peter does not he still has his internship and father son relationship with Tony while MJ is a solo superhero the episode ends between a shared kiss by MJ and Peter after Peter finds out MJ is spiderwomen

part one: main two of Wandavision TFATWS Loki and Black Widow

Wanda-Soulmate AU’s, she deems herself so unlovable until Vision finds her and gives her all the love she deserves and when he dies she quite literally created another reality where his sole purpose of existence is loving her because she missed his love and affection

Vision: hurt/comfort, he comforts Wanda after being hurt by Ultron,Tony(altho he didn’t mean it), the universe, earth, the government and a whole bunch of people

Sam- enemies to friends/ co-workers to lovers, yes i am heavily using Sambucky as a reference for this deal with it. He is trying his best to form a friendship with Bucky after the events of Steve leaving which results to Bucky becoming his side kick when he takes on the mantle of Captain America(as he should) and don’t you dare tell me that staring into the sunset seen was not romantic

Bucky- friends to lovers, after the betrayal of Steve his former childhood crush Bucky becomes friends with Steve’s new prodigy and the new captain america Sam Wilson and the smile Bucky had when he saw Sam in his Captain America suit helping those governors isn’t a “that’s my friend” smile its a “that’s my boyfriend” smile

TVA Loki: miscommunication that ends up in disagreements or arguments, how does it feel to be the least advanced Loki in the multiverse..that was a rhetorical question shut the hell up you fake waste of potential

Sylvie: insect/selfcest..do i need to say more? exactly

Natasha: found family, the Avengers are basically her found family a group of people who shared some of the same experiences together as one until Tony and Steve get a divorce and Steve is taking the kids while Nat runs away from the government

new years resolutions every one tried to have one at least once in their lives so here’s the OG six’s new years resolutions and if they completed it or not, 3 made it 3 didn’t

Tony: his was sleeping more and being sober for at least one month, he lasted approximately two minutes on the sober thing and surprisingly lasted a week on sleeping more, but with insomnia he couldn’t keep it

Steve: trying not to break the law and trying not to have an argument with a government official, he didn’t break a law but he did have four arguments with government officials

Nat: to not injure anyone mentally , she kept it for 6-7 months before she broke it because she hurt herself mentally and not injuring anyone also referred to her

Clint: spend more time with his family+ teach Kate new skills he completed both and he was super proud of himself for doing so because he keeps having to leave his family every year for long periods but that year he spent as much time possible with them

Bruce: to except the other part of himself and get on better terms with Hulk which he managed to keep, now he and Hulk are on much better terms and Bruce doesn’t see Hulk as a monster. more like the childish part of him that doesn’t keep his feelings to himself and sometimes has to let them out no matter how hard he tries not to

Coulson is mega gay like every attractive none-women he sees in the streets *gay panic* his awakening was Steve Rogers so he started collecting a bunch of cards

Lady Sif is a lesbian and her flirting abilities get mistaken for jealousy

Loki could sleep ANYWHERE and i mean ANYWHERE one time it took them 5 hours to find Loki (he was asleep on a shelf)

most of the og avengers in phase four has had a mantle take up their place with Sam as the new captain America, Yelena as the new Black Widow, Peter as the new Tony, Kate as the new Hawkeye and soon enough we’ll have she hulk and Jane as Thor but what about the other Avengers?

Scott obviously has Cassie, T’challa has Shuri, but what about Wanda? what about Loki? what about stephen? Well stephen actually IS the mantle taking up because Wong is the sorcerer supreme and Stephen will probably take it up sooner or later but as i was saying what about Wanda and Loki?

i was making scenarios in my head when i thought..what if Wanda..can take the mantle up for Loki- ok i know that doesn’t work but what i’m saying is instead of a mantle for Loki how about Wanda as her side kick/best friend

Tony: Romance, he’s cheesy like that he likes the good stuff Titanic, the note book, la la land, she’s all that(altho he has some critic)

Bruce: he likes fiction and action also is a big fan of Star Wars just like Peter and bing watches every film every month

Clint and Thor: comedy, what’s wrong with a little laughter am i right? comedy movies are the peak of Clint and Thor‘s favourite movies

as a child Loki used to sneak into Frigga’s room at night(Odin and Frigga have seprate rooms since they got into a arranged marriage change my mind) when he’d have nightmares and stay with frigga till the morning

Steve- Steve is all about mystery books he loves them and is a big James Bond fan, he tries to solve mysteries regarding the book and spends half his time in Avengers base reading them

Tony and Bruce- Tony likes science books he has a whole book shelf in Avengers tower labeled ‘Science books’ and when Bruce finds out he starts reading some of them and they soon bond over their love of science books and that’s where the science bros started

Thor- History books, he likes learning about different cultures especially since he’s from Asgard and has never been taught deeply about human culture, he even reads Peter’s history text book while Peter is doing his homework

Natasha- murder and romance, typically stories like murder on a boat but with romance she enjoys them especially the ones where the killer is the love interest yes it may be corny but she likes it

first lets be clear on who gets who

Tony gets clint

clint gets steve

steve gets bruce

bruce gets thor

thor gets bruce

nat gets loki

loki gets nat

you might think Tony would go with the basic tony-like things for Clint like a field to practice shooting arrows but no. instead he just hands him a little present that has a puppy collar in it that has a dog tag shaped like an arrow with the name lucky imprinted on it and ‘dog dad’ mug to accompany it its not what Clint was expecting but he liked it

Clint gets Steve a journal and a little notebook to sketch,in because canonly Steve did go to art school and after 70 years of being frozen on ice Clint was sure he’d like to journal some things

Bruce gets Thor and Thor gets Bruce(yes i may have set this up because Thorbruce) they oddly both get each other science books but they’re both different but the idea is quite similar. Thor gets Bruce a book on Asgardian science and how it works and Bruce gets Thor a book on how Human science works because they’ve been meeting up and talking about how different yet similar Asgardian and Midgardian science is

Loki gets Nat and Nat gets Loki, Loki looks deep into Nat not in her actions but in her past and finds one happy memory. Yes Nat had a fake Christmas before im Ohio but one year her parents brought her and Yelena to a Christmas festival where she got this little red ring toy with the letter N on it and she wore it with a necklace with the ring in the middle but when she left ohio she left it in their old swing set so Loki went back and got it for her yes it was a bit dusty but Loki could help with that, when Nat saw it she froze remembering one of the happiest nights of her childhood and she hugged Loki lated for bringing it back