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my finger slipped

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psyducked

Donald is not here to play games

oishiiasfuck

Remember that time all the Pokemon just ate good-ass looking food in the middle of the forest and got drunk.

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bulbasaur’s gonna fuck some shit up

hurleyquinnzel

If pedophiles don't belong in the lgbtq community then where do they belong?

Prison.

vibraniumacrylicpowder

Cemetery.

mambo-mood

Hell.

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Customer Service Wolf.

ask-cloud-skipper

That wolf embodies the thoughts of most in customer service

its the no notes ghoast

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leafcrunch

tumblr’s code may change but no notes ghost stays the same

toastoat

Oh thank god

ohthehypocrisy

imagine the shit storm when tumblr finally becomes so dysfunctional that this post’s total notes is finally revealed

sreegs-archive

In case anyone’s curious about what happened to this post, it has to do with how we tally up notes. Likes and reblogs always add to the note count of the root post (the OP). However, the note count relies on the previous value of the root post before adding more notes to it.

Normally when you delete a post, it’s gone, but not gone gone. Just deleted from public never to be seen again. The database entry is still there, just inaccessible.

This post, however, the root post is just gone. Gone gone. Gone forever. Everything attached to it is still there, but since the root post is hard deleted (something that requires manual manipulation of the database), when the note counter tries to add notes to it, it gets nil to start with.

So it throws every new note into the void. Goodbye forever, notes.

I’m not sure if we’ll ever know the real number of notes on this post.

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skypig357

Lmao

bigwordsandsharpedges

modern art

cuentosallaround

Okay, at this point there has to be something wrong with me, right? I’ve watched this 20 times in the last half hour, I still don’t know what they are saying half the time, but it doesn’t seem to matter because i’ve been crying my eyes out laughing for the entire last half hour …

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

tolkientrash

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

iguanamouth

shes almost here

miscriont

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

#christmas

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pinkskiddo

Since vine is actually shutting down tomorrow and this meme is pretty much dead, I’d thought I throw in some of my favs for fun.

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mattsuniversum

Short tops are awesome! Too bad, it’s difficult to meet one where I live.

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royalty

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were watching prometheus and this guy comes on screen and my boyfriend is like “its ripped voldemort…. ITS SWOLEDEMORT”

muppetmolly

Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?

The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -

Enchantress:

lumiereswig

I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG

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caesuralesbian

The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”

flyawaytomarz-deactivated201607

"I never could relate to a Disney princess because there was never one that looked like me" I think its just you...

Because look at these kids. Does it look like they give a fuck about race or color? nope. These kids got it right. They just simply love a character. They relate to who the person is/represents, not what they look like.

Maybe you are the one focused on race?

Look at all the fucks these kids didn’t give about race.

siryouarebeingmocked

#oh snap

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