The Chew

with the caption ‘motherfuckin bubbles. you best envy me’ 

and all he did was reply with ‘ARE YOU NAKED????’

i was like, ‘what??????????no???’

Ok so for the past few weeks my school’s band has been selling chocolate for a fundraiser. My best friend just so happens to be in the band so, naturally, I contribute to about 80% of her chocolate sales. Now this chocolate is some really good stuff. I usually buy at least one bar every day, particularly because I love the little snapping sound it makes when you break a piece off. I call it the chocolate snap. I have two incidents with the chocolate snap that will forever live on in infamy in my friend group.

The first happened about a week into the sales. I had just discovered my love for the chocolate snap and I guess wanted to express my love to everyone else. So I, being the weirdo I am, get really close to my best friend’s face, and in the sweetest little voice said “snap~” just as I broke a piece off. My friends thought this was just the best thing since sliced bread and quickly started cracking jokes about how I probably said that as I broke someone’s neck (we kind of have a darker sense of humor).