MATTAPHYSICS vs STARTREK

“...it comes with a minibar fridge, some complementary chilled champane, and some explicit, but tasteful monotone porn.”

“...I follow the ways and teachings of the Left Side Twix.”

“...just like your mom.”

“With your monotone voices, and monotone poop.”

“See Jim, I warned you that he was secretly an anti-vaxer!!”

“Yikes, a Black and White cookie man!” -KIRK

“...JEFFERSON ...STARSHIP...”

Oh jeez, just shoot them both in the dick.

The episodes big twist ending is that Kirk and Spock are actually trapped in a gay disco.

TRIVIA TIME: Which of these two characters said that?

“I got crushed oxycodone and maximum strength codeine that will do wonders for the lunatics in this asylum.”

“We’re going to Portal the hell out of your head.” #MattaphysicsVsStarTrek #WhomGodsDestroy #StarTrek #StarTrekTheNextGeneration #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine #StarTrekVoyager #StarTrekEnterprise #StarTrekDiscovery #StarTrekTOS #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekDS9 #StarTrekVOY #StarTrekENT #StarTrekDiscovery #Portal #Portal2

“Captain, CBS said we’re legally not allowed to talk about Axenar.

“Yes, that was nice; I’ll have the double bacon cheeseburger.” -Kirk

“We’re going to have Spock walk around nude.”

“The Cinnabon is a lie!!”No!!

“What did you do to He-Man, and Teela, and Man-At-Arms, and Orko?!