sometimes I math

boobs is better than titties as a word because boobs is bouba while titties is kiki

official linguistics post

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

Eating a really big spider and the next day, my worst enemy breaks into my house and begins to torture me

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

And boy are they clumsy

Hi, these bees are babies! They’re not clumsy at all, this is what is called orientation flights. After birth and before beginning their careers as foragers (as all Honey bees cycle through all the jobs in the Hive throughout their lifespan), Honey bees take short flights back and forth, to and from the Hive, to orient themselves with their wings and their home so they can learn its location and how to get back home after foraging! Everyone has to learn, these are just smol little baby turkeys. Bees use the angle of the sun for location so adults have a better and more direct sense of location than any human

BONK!

under communism, 4kids will be nationalized