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so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend
people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again
respectfully have u never watched it as an adult either?
respectfully why would i watch a kids show that holds no nostalgia for me as an adult?
It’s good tv.
My dad watches it and he’s in his 60s.
Season 1 gets better. Watch pizza delivery.
Pizza delivery by itself will have many references in it that will help you in conversation in any case
You know what? Here’s some highly memed episodes from the first three seasons if you just wanna get some pop culture references. There’s still a lot of them though so just keep in mind that you can watch this show in any order and watching even one of these episodes will probably help you understand meme culture better.
S1 2b ripped pants
S1 3b Plankton!
S1 5a pizza delivery
S1 6a mermaid man and barnacle boy
S1 6b pickles
S1 10b F.U.N.
S1 14a SB-129
S1 17b Rock Bottom
S1 18a Texas
S1 18b Walking Small
S1 20a Hooky
S2 1a your shoes untied
S2 1b squid’s day off
S2 3b Bubble Buddy
S2 4b imitation Krabs
S2 5a wormy
S2 5b patty hype
S2 6b Squidville
S2 11a mermaid man and barnacle boy iii
S2 11b squirrel jokes
S2 13a Shanghaied
S2 14a welcome to the chum bucket
S2 14b frankendoodle
S2 15a the secret box
S2 15b band geeks
S2 16a graveyard shift
S2 17a procrastination
S2 17b I’m with stupid
S2 18a sailor mouth
S2 20a squid on strike
S2 20b sandy, SpongeBob, and the worm
S3 2a club SpongeBob
S3 3a just one bite
S3 4a nasty patty
S3 4b idiot box
S3 5a mermaid man and barnacle boy iv
S3 6a snowball effect
S3 6b one krab’s trash
S3 7a as seen on tv
S3 8a no weenies allowed
S3 8b squilliam returns
S3 10a wet painters
S3 10b Kristy Jean training video
S3 12a chocolate with nuts
S3 15a the great snail race
S3 15b mid life crustacean
S3 16b I had an accident
S3 17b the camping episode
S3 20a SpongeBob meets the strangler
And if you’re about to say “I ain’t watching all that” then this list isn’t for you. K bye.
If someone has never watched something and has no desire to I don’t think they’re in it’s fandom personally
I’m not heated, personally. I just wanna spread the good news about funny sponge man that I enjoy to all who are interested.
ngl i feel like "haha straight cis men only want to hang out with and be socially connected to other men isn't that gay!!!!" is just like. unhelpful. even though it is (mostly) a joke, it has still had the effect of making people unable to have a conversation about homosociality as an element of patriarchy without sounding like homophobes. especially when this is like very obviously stemming from the fact that the public space in patriarchal society is masculinized and that space under patriarchy is heavily segregated by gender, a physical manifestation of the way that patriarchy manufactures the oppositional binary and preventing people classed as men and women from finding (class and racial and other) commonalities and organizing together.
and its especially annoying given that i feel we are seeing it become increasingly socially acceptable to attribute any bad behavior from a cis man towards a woman as "he's secretly gay (and DECEIVING her while he's WHORING himself out to other men), because REAL men would never disrespect a woman!" its the same with the "all homophobic politicians are secretly gay/trans." like can we be so fucking honest and admit this is literally just bog standard vintage homophobia with a thin veneer of cultural radfeminism to make it acceptable in progressive spaces.
and on top of that as an aspec person it is also just fucking weird that "people classed as men are taught to concern themselves immensely with the opinions of other (ppl c.a) men and their relationship with other man as a source of personal and social worth as a man" can only be interpreted through the lens of "caring about other people's opinion of you means you must want to fuck them."
in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.
luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass
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i know you said we ride at dawn but i’m not a morning person actually. can we ride after lunch
Lois buys Clark a "Not to say I'm Superman but Superman and I have never been seen together in the same room" shirt because it's the funniest thing she's ever seen and Clark wears it because it's also the funniest thing he's ever seen. They are made for each other.
Superman has a shirt that’s identical except it says “Not to say I’m Clark Kent but Clark Kent and I have never been seen together in the same room” and he wears it as Superman to acknowledge the popular meme that he, the godlike alien, and that random reporter from Kansas are the same person. The internet think he’s the funniest person on Earth. Bruce hates him with his whole being because STILL NOBODY GUESSES HIS SECRET IDENTITY even though he’s WEARING a SHIRT that SAYS IT RIGHT THERE
Bruce Wayne once got called to jury duty and said he shouldn't be on the jury because he was Batman and had caught the guy going to trial. He couldn't lie about who he was, he was under oath! Bruce would think this was hilarious.
and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction
I love when people try to gotcha me on my stance that all sports should be gender integrated with "even American football???" because I can instantly come back with "oh lmao, no, I don't think ANYONE should play American football at all, it's way too dangerous" like nice try but I know no amount of testosterone is going to protect you from the profound, life ruining health issues caused by getting repeated severe concussions over the course of several years. No one should play this sport.
Like do you really think muscle mass or gender/sex can protect you from CTE?? You think men are naturally more resistant to concussions?? Because idk how else you square this sport being too dangerous for cis women and people afab but perfectly safe for cis men and people amab. Having a testosterone dominant endocrine system isn't gonna do shit in the face of traumatic brain injury. Be serious. This sport should not exist.
Honestly it's pretty weird to me that people dismiss the harm football players go through as fine because they're men, especially when so many players are black men. Always remember the argument that women are weaker than men is also an argument that men are stronger than women and can withstand more injury and abuse which isn't true, and absolutely ties into eugenicist beliefs about black bodies while obscuring their suffering as not existing because they're men and football is only dangerous for women, so how could they be hurt?
Systems can exploit men too, especially non-white or otherwise marginalized men who also deserve to be defended and liberated from said system's devaluation of their humanity and mistreatment.
@lunammoon over here saying what I tried to way more eloquently, thank you o7 no one should be subjected to the Hell Spiral 3000!!!!
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Brevity is the soul of wit & this was so damn creative
[ID: a woman stands in front of a hell landscape cgi. she's talking to someone out of view; "... Not supposed to be here, I'm Hindu, I'm supposed to be reincarnated, I told you this bef-"
She's cut off my a section of Lil Nas X's song Montero, specifically the line "... Me in the the mornin', i'll be on...". As the line plays, she looks to the side down, as if something nearby is falling. The music fades in, gets louder, and fades back out. She pauses after it fades all the way out.
"Who the fuck was that??" End ID]
“I told you this before” implying she has died and gone to Hell more than once, either in this life or a past
Having a blorbo is so embarrassing like sorry I have to go and self regulate by looking at The guy
If i had the money, I would start a business called Box of Rocks. And it would be all electrical appliances that are, as it says on the company logo, as dumb as a box of Rocks.
No wifi or bluetooth connections. No touch screens. No predictive behaviours. No account log in. No fancy bullshit nonsense.
A fridge that does nothing but keep your food cool. A washing machine that washes clothes, the fucking end. And actually on the washing machine note: they would all have optional two-tap ports, so you CAN use the machine to heat the water if you need to, but you dont HAVE to, if youre in a home that has a massive hot water tank or whatever. AND, it would have fast cycles. None of this two hour minimum bullshit. Fuck outta here with that nonsense. 20 minute half-sized fast loads, 45 minute full sized regular loads, and a two hour option for those of you who like things slow or wanna give your towels an extra good long wash or whatever.
Anyway moving on. Dumb clothes dryers that just dry things, at a manually set array of temperatures, not an auto-temp chosen by the machine based on the detected type of fabric or size of the load. Dumb toasters. But QUALITY. None of this "its just fifteen bucks but it will last five minutes" shit. Dumb TVs. With various different ports, while we're at it. You want a security camera, but want full control of who accesses the recordings? Done. Dumb elevators, that go up and down at the press of a button and have no complex bullshit that takes out the whole lift whenever it experiences an internet outage.
DUMB CARS. WITH NO TOUCH SCREENS OR TRACKING TECH OR OTHER BULLSHIT.
GIVE ME MY APPLIANCES AS DUMB AS A BOX OF ROCKS. I DONT WANT THEM MAKING DECISIONS FOR ME. I DON'T WANT THEM "HELPING" ME. I DONT WANT TWO THIRDS OF THE BULLSHIT THATS IN THEM THESE DAYS.
I tried to buy a washing machine recently. They were ALL SOME DEGREE OF FUCKING "SMART." And yeah you can simply opt to not set it up, which is what i ended up doing, but it still prompts me even now to "complete set up?" AND it pushed the overall price of washing machines up because even though I dont plan to USE any of their STUPID smart tech, it was still included in the model! So it costs more! Because its "smart"!
Well i dont WANT IT TO BE SMART. I WANT IT TO BE DUMB. I WANT MANUALLY CHOSEN SETTINGS. I WANT BUTTONS AND KNOBS. I WANT IT TO BE INERT WHEN NOT IN USE. I WANT IT STUPID BUT FUNCTIONAL. THIS CANNOT BE A NICHE MARKET. GIVE ME STUPID APPLIANCES.
As someone who isn't a furry but has very much grown up around furry art I kinda forget that it's shocking to some people. It's kinda just what a bunch of queer art looks like. That anthro dragon girl might as well be my coworker, what's your fucking problem?
#as a teenager I tried very hard to have a fursona and failed #I'm like the cis+ of furries #and I will defend them in battle. (via @creekfiend)
sometimes its like. i would love to not have to think about gender and misogyny all the time but on account of us living on the Gender and Misogyny Planet i cant do that. so
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im fuckin crine he DID IT!!!! 😭
I just saw a prompt for a DND campaign where you pick an already existing fictional character and who’s been exiled from their story and is now in the forgotten realms, and I thought, who could I reliably embody, act as, and have a fabulous time?
Bertie Wooster.
A bard with high charisma and intelligence, and absolutely no wisdom, luck or strength. He is of course utterly convinced and always telling the party about his boyfriend Jeeves who sounds like an archmage of some kind is at this moment looking for him and will at any time simply appear or pluck him back to his own world.
Alternately, if they are from the DND world, Bertie is the hapless chosen of Oghma (God of knowledge and patron of bards) by virtue of being the greatest musician of the forgotten realms, and Jeeves is is long suffering body guard and Paladin of Oghma.
