oooo its the fuckin wizard

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oooo its the fuckin wizard

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when I'm bored I like to think about batshit conspiracy theories.
the walt disney company controls the vaccines they inject into children because one vaccine isn't a vaccine at all but a genetic modifier to prevent people from having a perfect mickey mouse impression. so that people don't use their would-be perfect mickey mouse impression to say things like "i love sucking cock and smoking meth" thus harming the walt disney company image
i wont understand why some places offer cooking burger patties at anything below well done. this isn't a steak, there's not potential bacteria only on the outside. the whole meat is ground up and mixed. there could be some on the inside, and not enough heat on the inside isn't going to kill it.
it feels weird that it isn't even summer for majority of june
or for all the transition months. March, June, September, December. I'd think of them as entirely spring, summer, autumn, winter respectively but the calendar only says they're such after 20 some days into the month. december it's cold and rainy as fuck you're still saying "ummm autumn :)" look outside
it feels weird that it isn't even summer for majority of june

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bought a horse calendar
finally get to start turning the pages on this horse calendar
February horse
March horse. How come I get daylight savings on my bday?
April horse
May horse
it's not june yet as of posting but it's June elsewhere anyways.
June horses
honestly cannot wait for nvidia to get their asses kicked by chinese gpu companies. the fuck you mean you're only benefiting ai and data centers and not the pc market anymore?
i just finished watching project hail mary and it was pretty fun
modded minecraft is awesome i accidentally opened a gui that i dont know how to close among the fucking million of shortcuts out there and it is lagging my game to an unplayable degree. fucking. i hate this.
it wasnt a shortcut at all it was a menu item found in the quest thing. autopin. god i hate this thing already

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modded minecraft is awesome i accidentally opened a gui that i dont know how to close among the fucking million of shortcuts out there and it is lagging my game to an unplayable degree. fucking. i hate this.
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
literally today a woman came in to the restaurant i work at, looked at the menu, looked around at all the tables eating, watched us take orders, watched us run food out to table. and then she approached me and asked "is this a restaurant?"
i thought for sure i misheard her, but no. she was asking "is this a restaurant?", almost as if maybe she had heard of the concept of restaurants but had never experienced one for herself, and she needed to get confirmation from somebody else.
i could not control my face. i had to walk away and another coworker had to step in to kindly explain that yes, the restaurant is a restaurant.
i would never lie to you.
my daughter. she's so fucking stupid oh my god but look at her she's happy in being stupid and that's awesome I'm crying
fine dining
🎶Find it at the food mart! Tomodachi!🎵
i treat the "save as draft" button as an actual post now button so i get that catharsis of saying something but not actually having it seen.

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I am in fucking tears
i was messing around with some wood and stone and found a cool thing. if you carve it into a disk shape, it could be used to move things very efficiently by rolling stuff with it underneath