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谚语

Chinese proverbs to live by

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Geekdome [fandom jewelry&accessories] giveaway!

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#;ic #ehehehe #wazowsxi

'WHO IN THE EMPEROR'S NAME STOLE MY APPLE DUMPLING. SPEAK UP NOW OR FOREVER BE CURSED.'

#;ic #heyooo friends #;flip-flopping around

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Ｘ ;; ◣ You mean…Fortune cookies? ◥

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' Yes, xiǎojiě, this is precisely what the citizens of the valley call them. yet only a fool refers to culinary devices to peer into their destiny. '

#bxrnss #((HELLO!!! :D ))#((nice to meet ya))#;short #;convo

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#GOOD NIGHT FRIENDS I AM GONE #;offline

' ---------cookies are hardly reliable methods of determining your fortune.'

#;open #;convo #((yeah so technically these are dumplings but hey lol...improvisation)#Hello new followers!!!!

warriorxpoe

[he peers closely into the water.] "I see…I see… WHOA… no way... I see a cat fish! Those are pretty rare around here.”

masterxshifu

[ The Kung Fu master must take a deep breath. Meditate. Release. Slowly he scuttles toward Poe, mouth drawn in a firm line and eyes --peering into the rippling water reflecting the green hills of China. ]

' Would you like for me to tell you what I see? ' It is a trick question, as all Master Shifu's questions are--- but an important one----at least as long as the future of China is depending upon this impenitent panda bear.

#warriorxpoe

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So maybe she skipped out on learning anything. Nothing too exciting about that, anyways.

It doesn’t take a genius to see her companion’s a bit annoyed by her lack of knowledge. Still, his knowledge is quite intriguing.

”Limitless power?”

”How about a limitless stomach, instead? I could go for eating a pound of cake right about now.”

masterxshifu

[ a tangible shiver slithers down the red panda's frame at the mention of stomach. far too akin to poe...... the overweight panda who crashed down from the clouds and had stolen the title from his four greatest students. ]

'There are no pound cakes on the temple grounds. Might I interest you instead with a bowl of noodles? '

#clawsunderthesemitts #;short

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❣—❝Y-Yes, but you see, wh-when it’s longer, it’s easier to get t-tangled and I—❞

❝—Eep! H-How unpleasant!! I-I don’t have f-fur, but you do!!❞ Am I going insane?! First ducks stealing my chocolate, and now this?! Obscenely unpleasant!

masterxshifu

' ------unpleasant, you say? yet i'm not the one with a tangled mop on my head. '

#caedisanathema #i'm not sure! the only other rp blogs i've actively played on here are frodo and anain skywalker oo.#nice to meet you though!#;short #;convo

warriorxpoe replied to your post: „?

i can make them 4 u

don't worry, mesa trying to do this myself : 3

#thanks for offering though ^^

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"…

Ohhh. Wow. So— does this mean I’m, like, destined for greatness?”

masterxshifu

[ the dragon warrior master nearly shudders ]

' THAT ------ is still under question. Look into the puddle of hidden destiny and tell me what you see. '

#warriorxpoe #;short #;convo

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❣—❝M-My hair’s getting long again… b-but I wonder if I can afford a hair cut this time!❞

masterxshifu

" I am no expert, but I say keep the hair. ----------------the longer the fur, the better."

#oops hello 8)#caedisanathema #;short #;convo

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#apparabtky #apparently #my stpid laptop can't handle icon making #keeps freezing up #ugh

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♪ SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A KUNG FU WARRIOR OUT OF YOU ♩

masterxshifu

[ hopeless.... ]

#rofl #;short #;ask

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”Thanks, bub. Like I needed any reminders as to how skinny I am. So what’s a ‘dragon warrior’ anyhow?”

masterxshifu

[ what in the name of yang did they teach these students down in the valley? ]

The kung fu master sighs and rubs his head.

'-------The dragon warrior is the legendary student who will, by destiny, be granted the power to read the dragon scroll, thus unlocking the secret to limitless power.'

#clawsunderthesemitts #;short #;convo

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