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" Why do people even bother coming to these auctions? I guess security detail is good enough pay, but this is fucking crazy. " She's looking over the auction list with a critical eye. The fact that people were willing to spend such an exorbitant amount of money on these things is—wait a second, is that—?!

" C-Cup Star Limited Edition Potato Shio Ramen?! That was released over two decades ago as part of a limited-time collaboration for SHI✶NE's (*idol group) 44th Anniversary! T-There should only be around 100 left in existence ... ! " Her hands are shaking.

" Ahhh, h-how much is it?! "

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" AHHHHHGGGGHHHH, THAT'S TOO MUCH DAMN MONEY!!! "

" Every problem is a nail if you believe enough! " She says that so gently you'd think she were talking about something else.

“ The line between ‘blessing’ and ‘curse’ … where is it, exactly? “

" Why are all my friends hot, though? Seriously, the f*ck is this? Can a girl not have a friend without being inexplicably attracted to them? For f*ck's sake, this is bullshit. "