dragon warrior

"Uhm, hi?"

"Which way... to...the Jade...  Palace?"

" Y’know, Ah don’ think Ah’ve ever met a talkin' bear b'fore. Plenty a bears too many, actually  an’ a talkin’ crow but no bears. “

"Oh yeah? Well that's funny--- I've never met a.... red haired, um, are you a jaguar?"

"Can you tell me where I can find..." [he pulls out his map and reads.] the glade of whimsical wisdom?"

           ｛ ☀ ｝ —— " Whoa yerself. Yer th’ talkin’ bear, lad, nae me. “

"Uh, isn't that a good thing?"                 [didn't all bears talk?]

               And you’re some kind of dream panda?❞

"Well, actually no.      More like a kung...fu...panda."

             [ did this bumbling panda understand anything about the sacred art of inner focus? ]

Ohhh. Wow. So-- does this mean I'm, like, destined for greatness?"

"I just hiked five miles  ----to look at a sacred puddle."

[master shifu was following him]