askaroyalblood

Yo+u have an intriguing way o+f thinking, Eridan. 

There’s no+ need to+ be such a stuffed shirt abo+ut it. Go+o+dness. There are eno+ugh o+thers trying to+ sink them and their ships in this timeline, they do+n’t need yo+u hunting after them. I will agree that spite is quite the mo+tivato+r.

I’m go+ing to+ say bo+th in this instance. And I think I can see fairly clearly why peo+ple have decided to+ dro+p their co+ntact with yo+u.

It’s something I heard somewhere, the idea was that those with greater social status need to act as role models and leaders for their lessers, and you know, not violently eviscerate them for being scum. Probably Fef, it sounds like something she would say. Stop killing land dwellers Eridan, don’t join the military Eridan, don’t kill your superior officers Eridan. I mean granted that last one got me in trouble but still.

I am a pretty spiteful person who believes that land dwellers need to stick to the land so their existence on the sea disgusts me. Land dwellers also throw their trash into the sea if I have to see one more fucking Faygo bottle floating around when I take my morning swim I am going to start embedding them into the clown's hive until his entire hive is bottles.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused. 

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it’s probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

Higblo+o+ded seadwellers have the greatest respo+nsibilities and I reco+gnize that. I do+n’t have to+ like it, but I reco+gnize it. They also+ have the biggest ego+s I’ve ever seen and again, I can see why.

Isn’t highblooded seadwellers like saying dead corpse really, I mean it’s not like someone can be a sea dwelling low blood. Honestly with most the ego is just a way to protect a very fragile being that has to be perfect but also a lot of the time lives in isolation. We cooler bloods get more and more territory as we reach the peak of perfection that is me, I mean of course a Tyrian blood has the entire universe but subdivisions and power grants, though it sounds a lot more official than it is. Of course, that is only for the average sea dweller, I am personally anything but average.

I live in a po+rt to+wn, Eridan. I kno+w tro+lls who+’ve spent their entire lives sailing and o+nly se tfo+o+t o+n dry land when it is abso+lutely necessary and will leave as so+o+n as they are able. Hence, the mo+re specific definitio+n.

I suppose that's fair but now I need to find and sink those ships out of petty spite. The sea is my domain and the fact that lower bloods are being lumped in with me caste pisses me off. That is part of why I am anything but average, I am far more spiteful than the average seadweller. That actually got me pretty far in the military, you would be surprised what spite can get you.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused. 

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it’s probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

Higblo+o+ded seadwellers have the greatest respo+nsibilities and I reco+gnize that. I do+n’t have to+ like it, but I reco+gnize it. They also+ have the biggest ego+s I’ve ever seen and again, I can see why.

Isn’t highblooded seadwellers like saying dead corpse really, I mean it’s not like someone can be a sea dwelling low blood. Honestly with most the ego is just a way to protect a very fragile being that has to be perfect but also a lot of the time lives in isolation. We cooler bloods get more and more territory as we reach the peak of perfection that is me, I mean of course a Tyrian blood has the entire universe but subdivisions and power grants, though it sounds a lot more official than it is. Of course, that is only for the average sea dweller, I am personally anything but average.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused. 

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it’s probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused. 

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

I ho+ld everyo+ne who+ walks thro+ugh my do+o+r with to+ the same rules and standards o+f po+lite co+nduct. I’m a land dweller, and the majo+rity o+f my patro+ns are lo+wblo+o+ds; I’ve fo+und that it’s o+ften the highblo+o+ds that start the bar fights and are subsequently remo+ved fro+m the premises.

I’m sure you do, however, the rest of the world doesn’t. It doesn’t surprise me that high bloods typically start fights, they are known to be aggressive and unforgiving, we are encouraged to be that way by alternia’s brutal culture. Hell, if we are honest ‘polite’ is a mostly low blood thing. I can tell you from my times at the academy we of the highest castes squabble and fight often and jockey against each other in games of who is the biggest asshole. I suppose that could be considered an advantage of lowbloods if you wanted to reach: unity. It matters little but it's probably one of the few strengths they objectively have.

So even when you boil it down to the most basics high bloods are more or less the law, even if you throw them out a petty high blood will just wait around until they come out. We live far longer and are far more spiteful. High-bloods are the law essentially, only answering to our superiors, by either blood or rank in whatever profession we choose to go for.

I did say I was a snobby highblood.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused. 

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

I do+n’t mind highblo+o+d co+mpany, so+ lo+ng as they fo+llo+w my rules under my ro+o+f.

O+h go+ds, that so+unds awful. Remind to+ never go+ hunting fo+r them.

They were pretty popular a while ago, you couldn’t go anywhere without seeing either someone talking about them or some advertisement for the movies, then they disappeared.

gunz-4-hire started following you

Yeah, I got nothing snarky for this, I tried but failed.

Well, I mean it doesn’t help that I know nothing about you, yeah its a bit of an excuse but I need to defend myself here.

Pretty bad. I am waiting for my court marshal and having it dawn on me that a clown is my longest lasting positive relation. … Is it actually positive if all we do is mock each other and laugh at each others pain. Well, that and murder delivery trolls.

that huh yh idk if thats classed as like a pos kinda relation tbh it dont sound so gr8 4 u like emotionally or w/e

Yeah, the thing about killing someone for their position, you have to actually be able to do their job as well as they did.

He’s a weird kind of guy, he is currently mocking my need for baked grub and curdled dairy product. I mean I also mock his loneliness so.

gunz-4-hire started following you

Yeah, I got nothing snarky for this, I tried but failed.

Well, I mean it doesn’t help that I know nothing about you, yeah its a bit of an excuse but I need to defend myself here.

Pretty bad. I am waiting for my court marshal and having it dawn on me that a clown is my longest lasting positive relation. ... Is it actually positive if all we do is mock each other and laugh at each others pain. Well, that and murder delivery trolls.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

…I believe yo+u have me co+nfused with an alternate o+f mine. While it so+unds like an interesting sto+ry, I’ve no+t been in any… I believe mo+vies is the right wo+rd.

Ah, maybe I do have you confused. 

Well, I wouldn’t be too flattered though as I recall the movies and novels were universally hated by anyone with half a brain and older than the age of six solar sweeps and it spawned a set of novels and movies about really abusive relationships and BDSM pratices which were equally as awful.

@masterofthetide

Yo+u’ve found my little co+rner. I go+ by Po+rrim.

Well, rifles are the best kind of gun clearly. This is a fact that no one important can dispute.

Yeah well, when you don’t live on a planet with massive overpopulation problem and supplies stretched REAL thin, you eat the young.

You would think so but I just can’t get it to taste like the clown makes it. I swear he has some kind of secret.

i think they have a better.. weight to them then little guns?  like, sure you gotta strap it across your back to carry it but at the same time the size of the gun is proportionate to the damage (as it should be)

ya know i’m gonna just

not eat the young

Yeah, well when your planet is low on supplies they start to look quite tasty, especially since they're full of the things you need to live. Grubs are a highly nutritious meal and they taste amazing. Ask the clown to make you grubloaf, trust me. He makes a great grubloaf, you only need a touch of grub sauce with it. All of our food is made from grubs in some form.