gotta get my knot on in hyperspace

This is possibly the healthiest post I’ve seen on this site

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child

milennial culture is sending a horrible post to your friend who is sitting 10 feet away from you in the same room, and waiting 2 seconds before hearing a dismayed “….no!”

honestly game designers, just make all companions romanceable, don’t question it, dont think “No one’s gonna want to fuck the dwarf/qunari/undead grandma/sentient living statue/toaster robot/radiation burn victim” bc somewhere, out there, someone absolutely does.

we’ve hit peak

click here to find out your government assigned character crush

I was trying to think of the word “Anglophile” and my brain gave me “crumpet weeb”

Teaboo

My Bim, My Bim, and Bam.

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

were you an atlantis the lost empire, the road to el dorado, sinbad legend of the seven seas, or treasure planet kid